“Gojo what’s your type?”
“Uhhhhhh the nice girl with the bangs?”
When you are gifted a litter picker and a bee hotel furniture.
I can be trusted to behave around max verstappen's thighs I promise
"Are you sure there is no one to contact? Your team?" "You want to get rid of me?" Charles teases. He paints crimson, Max stammers, "No- just, you are a premier league player so-" "You are a football fan, Max," Charles wiggles his eyebrows "and I am coming home with you." The crimson deepens, Max huffs, his face pouty, he looks like an adorable kitten, "I am a Richmond fan." Charles laughs at that, Richmond? No one is a Richmond fan. "Fuck you. Richmond is good." Max's face is tight now, the red bordering on angry. Angry kitten. He purses his lips, suppressing the laughter, "Right." "We'll win this season." Max insists, "We have Sainz too now, so we will." "What?" Max stares at him, realisation dawning his face, "You don't know." Charles grunts, annoyed, "No. What?" Max turns his phone on, a video of Pep playing on the screen, "We are loaning Carlos Sainz Jr. to AFC Richmond for the new season." Charles feels his heart beat in his ears. Two aces, Charles. The room erupts in noises. "No further questions."
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Also i have thoughts about just domestic lestappen:
Charles lounging on the sofa and Max snuggled back into him, head against Charles's chest and Charles stroking his hair as Max plays some geography game on his phone and maxplains it to a very amused charles
Max is the little spoon i don't make the rules
Leo loves Jimmy and Sassy, only one of the cats loves Leo (but they have a treuce when it comes to nights cos they all wanna sleep on the bed with the humans)
They can't really shower together because Charles likes a very warm shower and Max claims he feels like he is being boiled
They still sometimes sit in the bathroom while the other showers when they didn't finish their very (not) important conversation yet
When Max isn't wearing red bull gear, he likes to wear Charles's clothes
They have a long running Mario kart championship between the two of them
I feel like Max would initiate a lot of cuddles and kisses but Charles is the one to deepen the kiss
Just ggrrrr max maxplaining away about something and Charles curls those ringed fingers around Max's chin and drags him into a sloppy kiss
Charles puts up a pic of the two of them somewhere and it inspires Max, who then puts pics of them together everywhere around the apartment
Charles secretly drinks the red bull max always has in stock
There are 2 sim set ups side by side so they can play together (max still does sim racing much more than Charles tho)
Max dozes off when Charles is playing piano and while Charles mock complains about max thinking it's boring, he is happy Max feels safe
On that note Charles teaching Max some piano, sitting behind him on the tiny bench and guiding his hands while kissing his neck and cheeks👀👀👀
Max learns French and Charles loves his little accent
Charles struggles more with Dutch but puts in the effort
Max hoards blankets in his sleep but Charles will happily get them back and just cuddle closer
Max sitting on the kitchen counter while Charles makes eggs (they both suck at cooking)
Charles waking Max up by presses kissing to his spin and shoulders until he squirms👀👀👀👀
Anyways this has turned out to be soft max and slightly dominant Charles and i love it