I Broke 15 Italian Laws By Just Thinking About This, I Fear. One (!) Charles Leclerc Was Harmed During

silly season things, GP Australia, 2025

Chiel: But did you read, btw, that Zak called you-- Made a phonecall.

Max: Not to me, he didn't call me, in any case.

Chiel: No, not to you. But to your management.

Max: Yeah, but I think that was over and done fairly quickly.

Chiel: For you as well?

Max: When he knew how much he'd have to pay, it was over with right away.

Chiel: How much?

Max: A lot!

Who needs cocaine when human emotions can fuck you up just the same?

oh wolf, you antisocial weirdo. I love him so much

"Fancy under there, aren't you?"

Parallels in Ted Lasso

Roy's little nods to psyche himself up when he's close to having feelings for someone.

The boys: clapping the crowd, who clap them back

The boys: Injured and alone.

The boys: loving Keeley

Roy Kent's evolution happens with shots from behind. A grumpy player steps up to be a captain. A captain leaves the pitch for the last time as a legend. The player steps up to become a coach. The coach steps up to be a manager.

regular maxiel interactions would be most ships' canon event™️ meanwhile max casually mentions that him and daniel fingered each other's butt holes and the entire fandom reacts like

oscar piastri mentally frolicking in a field of flowers and sunshine w/ a solid 15 second lead basically the whole race

meanwhile this george russell subplot:

when people call 2016 a fluke they fail to recognise the work and consistency nico put to be toe-to-toe against the world champion who has the most poles in the history of the sport

📸 scuderiafemboy

I have been waiting all year to post this.