@itsillyakuryakin this post is proof that I am hilarious
I want to be the reason you smile at your phone in the dark.
aus gp 2025 recap
Max: Hypothetically, if I'd be gay I'd be into you
Charles: If I'd be gay I'd be into your too
Max: My dad would be so pissed
Charles: Isn't he anyway?
Max: ... Charles, I'm going to kiss you in five
Charles: Make it one
thank god we still have animash
I'll never write something as good as writing
"He'll make up some story about dinosaurs and Oscar will nod like he understands what it means to be human."
From that one lestappen+ kid Oscar fic that I wrote ages ago.
saw this on Twitter and now I can't stop thinking about Carlos posing like this but with a phone making contract negotiations
Got my mind on your body
And your body on my mind.
Got a taste for the cherry,
I just need to take a bite🎶
>basically sitting on nico's lap >"yes, such a small neck" >"old man" "you could be my grandfather" I WITNESSED SOMETHING.
I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link