Listen Yall. We Need More Downright Weird Sex With These Two Celestial Idiots.

listen yall. we need more downright weird sex with these two celestial idiots.

i’m not talking about oddball kinks. 

actual inhuman kind of intercourse that makes no sense to anyone but, lets say, an angel and a demon.

sex that we wouldn’t think is sex. sex that is more than just putting part a into slot b.

we know from canon they can make an effort to have genitals - so what else can they make an effort for? we know that crowley, at least, can shapeshift at will, so what sort of beautiful monstrosity can he think up to turn into for Aziraphale?

what does it mean to make love with their celestial forms? what about their corporeal and celestial bodies together? how does something without a physical form define pleasure? what would be the equivalent to an orgasm to a celestial form? would there even be these concepts or would it be something else so beyond our understanding?

how would they mentally process it? how do they take in the enormity of the joining of their beings?

how long would celestial sex take? would it seem like a mere few minutes to them while days or weeks have passed on earth?

what about wings? where do they come into play?

could it even be called sex? could it be compared, at all, to any sort of mating on earth? mating on earth developed as means for reproduction, so what is it for beings that weren’t made for that? 

like… i personally wouldn’t even know where to begin writing completely otherworldly lovemaking but i would LOVE to read it and i feel like it’s definitely a challenge this fandom would have a ton of fun with.