creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*
8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0
A few of these are probably referring to the date posting bug thing, but AAAAAAAAAAAH!
the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"
there was a young patient who swallowed a fly,
he swallowed a flyyyy
becausedr.sewardtoldhimtooooo
I hope he won't poo
Someone should rewrite There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, but with Renfield instead of an old lady. I think it would be delightful.
some soviet-era botanical computers I made with midjourney:
*bitter little german boy voice* you guys never let me do anything
"We are now living in the awareness of being watched, and that does change how we allow ourselves to think and develop as humans."
- Silkie Carlo (Big Brother Watch) in Coded Bias
the inability to recognize bait has severely impacted the internet
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