Butch Wolverine, Anyone?

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

There were probably some medieval asexuals that were absolutely insufferable on their moral high horse about it. Like "this modesty shit easy - I haven't lusted over any man ever in my life and only fuck my husband out of duty from God and only so that we have children. I am so much better than any of you hoes."

And some other local goodwife would get sick of this and go "well obviously you don't have time for cock, Maergaret, since you're always too fucking busy choking on your own vanity and pride!" and have a smackfight that progresses into a full-on two-woman brawl in the town square. People gather around to watch this until a clergyman shows up to remind everyone that not only is this kind of brawl between good christians definitely a sin, it's also a sin for everyone who's watching to place bets on who's going to win.

Is there a chance? 😮

ha?

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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

You guys want to see the delightful trinket I just saw in TK Maxx?

Friendly little PSA from Kitty Pryde that I drew at work real quick

Could you give us some synonyms for big. I know there's giant, huge and massive but I want to see something new

Words to Use Instead Of..."Big"

sizeable

colossal

mammoth

vast

tremendous

monumental

towering

gargantuan

megalithic

outsize

cosmic

massy

ginormous

brawny

stupendous

jumbo

lofty

mega

monstrous

elephantine

titantic

hulking

extensive

humongous

supersize

exorbitant

A helpful suggestion: https://onelook.com/thesaurus/?s=%3Abig (words related to big)

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