He's A Circus Son...

a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

is this a challenge

I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty

my daughter Divorce Lawyer is not doing well socially

@lifedoesntdiscriminate ?

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

a catalogue of all the croakerverse arcs up to this point (in the form of a google doc that i will release to the public eventually) is in the works right now cause i might be hyperfixating a little bit

i doubt anyone will see this but if anyone wants to help out thatd be great i'm currently trying to gather a list of all the accounts involved and there seems to be a lot of them (i have only started to get interested properly recently)

also if a resource like this already exists lmk i just coulrnt find one

i might not ever actually finish this but i figured posting about it might give me more motivation