Fat Girls Are Hella Pretty Reblog If You Agree

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Mexico

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

my daughter Divorce Lawyer is not doing well socially

Happy Friday to all who celebrate 🥳🥳🥳

have a picture of my girl william flexing

I've had a long day so if those who have pets would be so kind as to reblog this with pics of them I'd be forever grateful. If not could you at least tell them I love them 🥹

a catalogue of all the croakerverse arcs up to this point (in the form of a google doc that i will release to the public eventually) is in the works right now cause i might be hyperfixating a little bit

i doubt anyone will see this but if anyone wants to help out thatd be great i'm currently trying to gather a list of all the accounts involved and there seems to be a lot of them (i have only started to get interested properly recently)

also if a resource like this already exists lmk i just coulrnt find one

i might not ever actually finish this but i figured posting about it might give me more motivation

a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

@lifedoesntdiscriminate ?

aw why not i'll at least try to start it BUT only if this gets 4000 notes actually

If this post gets 2000 notes I'll read actually read Homestuck. No spamming