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2 years ago

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

azfamily.com
Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.
2 years ago

Just a reminder for fanfic authors:

Fanfiction will ALWAYS be superior to character.ai

Please don't ever stop writing!!

2 years ago

🚨🚨🚨EARN IT ABOUT TO BE PASSED🚨🚨🚨

PLEASE SOMEONE ANYONE HELP US

WE WILL BE SPIED ON DUE TO NO ENCRYPTION

LGBTQ+ CONTENT WILL BE WIPED FROM THE INTERNET

SEX WORKERS WILL BE CRIMINALIZED

THIS BILL WILL KILL THE INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT

what to do?

CALL YOUR STATE REPS

Earn it Act Call Script
Google Docs
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SIGN PETITIONS

TELL CONGRESS TO STOP THE EARN IT ACT
Fight for the Future
Contact your lawmakers now to demand them to reject the dangerous EARN IT Act and protect your free speech and security online

The “Earn It” Act is Back, Seeking To Scan Us All
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We all have the right to have private conversations. They’re vital for free and informed self-government. When we want to have private conve

DONATE

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I AM BEGGING YOU PLEASE DO SOMETHING!

🚨🚨🚨🚨 URGENT 🚨🚨🚨🚨

11 months ago

“I will never let Death part us again”

“I Will Never Let Death Part Us Again”
“I Will Never Let Death Part Us Again”
“I Will Never Let Death Part Us Again”

:p

2 years ago

a guiding hand

(sagau mini series that i only have one part of i might make more but for now enjoy some mond lol)

PART 1—Mondstadt

The night was far from young. A comfortable silence had settled in the Angel’s Share tavern following the exit of its usual gaggle of jolly drunkards, leaving only a few stragglers in its wake. The two remaining patrons sat at the lantern-lit bar, nursing their respective drinks as the bartender tid up after another busy evening.

Kaeya and Rosaria often drank together, chatting about nothing and everything. The more serious conversations seemed to spark in the dead of night, after a few pints of whatever they decided to order that night and once the majority of people had called it a night.

“Random question, but have you been feeling… weird urges, lately?”

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2 years ago

Little Undead Scenario

To say the storm brewing looked ominous, was an understatement. The pelting drops of rain were foretelling of a disastrous storm the likes you’ve never witnessed. 

You didn’t need more stress while trying to gather yourself. It’s been days since the incident, yet you still can’t shake the horrid visions from your memory. It’s as if it’s still happening, that you’re still trapped and having to wrench away from the psychos grip. 

You were told the damage you did with your knife killed him, but that it was clearly self defense. You were thankful to carry that thing with you, but the item now serves as a haunting reminder. The blood, the gurgling nonsense the man was spewing as blood dribbled down his throat- it makes your skin crawl and your hands grip your hair in terror. 

A thunderous voom shakes the foundation of your home, and you shriek as lightning strikes just out your window, igniting a tree limb that’s quickly extinguished by the downpour. You stare wide eyed out your window for a moment, but a knock on your door reels you back to reality. 

“Coming!” you shout, dashing to the door quickly, wondering who it could be. The poor soul must need help from the flooding roads. 

Opening the door, your face drains of color, eyes unable to believe who’s standing before them. 

“Storm’s getting worse…Can I come in?” 

No. No this can’t be possible! There’s no way! None! The man was killed, buried! You watched him go into the ground! 

“Darling? Why, you look like you’ve seen a ghost!” the used-to-be corpse laughs, pushing the door open more, yet not stepping inside. “May I come in? I’m sure you’re curious! Plus this storm is dreadful, and I would love to warm up with you by the fire”. 

“Y-You died…I stabbed you! I-I watched you die!” You shout in disbelief as you stumble back, landing on your ass as the undead man laughs, but seemingly couldn’t enter the threshold. “Ah, yes, you DID kill me. You got just the right place! But you must not have heard my final words. I don’t blame you, the police can be rather loud and obnoxious when in matters that don’t need their business”. 

Your stomach lurches as the fear and confusion takes over, your mind spinning as the storm rages on, becoming worse as the being simply stands there with a wicked grin. “If i can’t come in today, perhaps tomorrow? Or maybe I’ll swoon you later than that” he sighs, lightning crashing behind him, illuminating his form more. 

His throat had stitches, and his eyes were a dark, demonic red. “I loved how you thrusted that knife into me. It felt so good to be touched by you! Oh but…You were just a bit too rough, weren’t you?” he cackles, his hand coming to cup his cheek as he stares at you, still stuck on the floor. 

“I suppose you’re curious, maybe even thrilled to know how I came to find you again? It’s rather entertaining, I could make some wine, kiss you sweetly, and happily tell you everything. You just have to let me in”. 

“Go to hell!” you scream, scrambling back until you hit the wall, door still wide open as the winds blow and the storm roars on. The maniac just grins, loving how weak and fragile you look. So easy to tear into if he wanted too. Well, he wants to tear into you in more pleasurable ways, more romantic than brutish. 

“Been there, the devil sent me back. Told me he won’t accept a soul with unfinished business”. 

You only swallow thickly, watching as he flashes his red irises “I’m not going anywhere. If it takes a hundred years, or a thousand, I won’t lose you again. It’ll be easier my darling, if you just let me inside”. 

(Dumb little story ignore me -Mommabean)

1 year ago
I Adore Him ❤️

I adore him ❤️

Version with jewelry:

I Adore Him ❤️
2 years ago

"Is it so unbelievable that I wanted to keep you safe? But, in typical Eda fashion, you're not gonna stop until you make things right"

"Is It So Unbelievable That I Wanted To Keep You Safe? But, In Typical Eda Fashion, You're Not Gonna
"Is It So Unbelievable That I Wanted To Keep You Safe? But, In Typical Eda Fashion, You're Not Gonna
2 years ago

Have you heard or played this game called "The Quarry"? If so what would Ren be like if he was in that game? I've been hyperfixating over both games and I cant get the crossover out of my mind lol

✦゜ANSWERED: I actually got to play the game with Mon (my (irl) bestie) a while back, and I've had Kaitlyn brainrot ever since uwu

This ask also got long because I have A LOT to say about The Quarry!AU Ren gksdgbjsdgk. Also!! There's going to be spoilers for the actual game! IK it's been out for a while now, but if you ever plan on playing it, maybe skip this ask and come back another time!! <3

Okay!! So! Ren probably told the other councillors that he went to Hackett's Quarry to gain more experience as a music tutor, when in reality, he only joined the stupid program so that he'd get to spend the summer with you.

Would constantly show up to your camp activities with the kids and ask if you needed any help. Mainly because he was free right now and had nothing better to do. (He had to clean the kitchens...)

They would be insanely overprotective of you even if there was no one else around, and it would only get worse if Ren ever gets bitten (read: infected!Nick).

Realistically speaking, the only way Ren could possibly get bitten is by protecting you. Because if he had the choice, this man would literally lock the both of you up in the security room (that he tooootally had no clue about), and would just wait out the night there instead of walking aimlessly around the camp and getting stalked by hunters and werewolves.

I doubt they'd do anything to help the other councillors, and would instead watch them meet their demise through the security cameras.

If you were to witness them meeting their gory demise though, then Ren might put up an act and pretend to care. Maybe press a few buttons and switches in hopes that it'd somehow help them — when in reality, he's just flicking the audio channels on and off.

If you didn't want to camp out in the security room for the entirety of the night, then Ren would be glued to your side and won't ever let you out of his sight.

He'd let you carry the shotgun if it made you feel safer, but wouldn't mind using it himself if you thought that was the better option. Though... he'd probably forget that it was a gun at first and would try to smack the werewolves with the recoil/stock end before realising that, wait, this isn't a sledgehammer? It doesn't work that way?

Ren has seen enough horror movies to be able to put all the (cliché) pieces together, and would probably figure out what was happening by the time you (Abi) push Leon (Nick) into the pool.

Ren would 100% be like, "Oh, they don't like water? Alright then. Cool. C'mon Angel, we're stealing a kayak and sleeping in the middle of the lake tonight ^^ We can look at the stars while we confess our feelings for each other—" "Oh wow MC, you look hot holding a shotgun." "Shut the FUCK up you buff ass RACCOON, I'm having my moment >:(" "Ren, don't be mean to Teo."

If Ren does get infected, then he's just going to be extra clingy and creepy compared to usual. He'd be sniffing you every chance he gets and would try to rub his scent all over you. They'd probably be extra horny because even without being a werewolf, Ren is still very much addicted to your scent.

The real/[REDACTED] side of him would slowly start to surface, and would constantly ask you questions like "who do you love?", "D'you like me?", "No one can protect you like I can.", "You smell s'good. Come closer.", "Need to taste you. Now.", "I want t'be inside you."

Once he fully turns, I'd really like to say that he wouldn't target you simply because his sheer devotion to you would outweigh his animalistic urges. Idk if that's canonically possible in the game, but I'm gonna pretend it is because I can hehe :)

Everyone else is fair game though, especially any of the councillors that got a bit too close to you at the beginning of the season. All the people who tried to be friendly with you? Those who tried to kiss you during that game of Truth or Dare? Yeah, they better start hiding because Ren will be seeking them out.

He probably won't try to interact with you while in his werewolf form because he's afraid of scaring/hurting you, but would instead stalk you around the camp and fend off any other threats that go near your vicinity.

By the time dawn comes, Ren will be seeking you out and ensuring that you're alright. If anyone dared to hurt you while he was occupied with hunting down the other councillors, they'd be dead meat. Especially since they have a shotgun in their possession now :)

2 years ago

𝑚𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑎 𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑠𝑒.

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pairing: jacob custos x fem!reader

warnings: strong language

song inspiration: only by RY X

word count: 836

jacob walks off angrily after cussing out nick for kissing emma. she looks pretty smug with herself, what an ass.

“that was such a dick thing to do! you know how he feels about you,” she opens her mouth to retaliate. the others sitting - watching you both in awkward silence. 

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