May It Begin

May the 4th be with you 🌎🪐☄️

@obviously-99 you are always the picture of propriety even at 3am, vod. Now let me just cover your ears for a second…

*whispers to everyone else* that was a terrible night and we do not speak of it. Please I beg of you if you see him with a cup of caf any later than lunchtime come get me. We do not wish to repeat this.

Look I found footage of a sleep-deprived Tech at 3:00 AM surrounded by his preposterous projects that Hunter and the gang have just walked in on. Crosshair and Wrecker are nearly pissing themselves with laughter.

Hunter, lowkey terrified: TO BED. NOW.

Tech, delirious: *screeches/hisses in defiance*

(Mind you Tech doesn’t remember any of this and he will fervently deny his irrational behavior whenever he wakes even though it becomes a regular occurrence.)

Wait no I thought we said no exploding this time?? @chronically-underpaid back me up here…

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

so the dominant Jango Gene is fatherhood huh

*facepalm* I…thank you, Cross. The answer is still no. 💀 They make you look like the most well-behaved porg in comparison.

@obviously-99 please help me explain why Kowakian monkeys would be a nightmare of a pet to keep around. Of course that’s probably exactly why @toothpick-man is suggesting it in the first place *very long sigh*

(@echo-in-here)

Have @acutie-archery and @kersplosion99 kept asking to get a pet? Or have you caved to Omega's tooka-eyes yet?

Have they kept asking? Is that a rhetorical question, vod? I’ve been fending off requests every day you’ve been gone…the latest was @toothpick-man and @kersplosion99 thinking I would say yes to a Kowakian monkey 😒😒😒

And no, candles just make my senses go on overload @acutie-archery, but they don’t cover up other smells…why, is there something I need to know about?

Ah well....sometimes sibling dynamics are tough. You have to take the good with the bad and hope you can get through the rough patches. And sometimes that means talking it out and sometimes that means taking a break from each other. I hope it smoothes over sooner rather than later.

I had a rough day and could use a pick me up, got any advice?

I'm sorry to hear that. And for my late response. I...hope that today has been better for you.

When I've had a hard day, I'll admit I'm not always the best at letting myself decompress after. But I find that taking some time to sit quietly without distractions (having a bandana you can pull over your eyes is helpful for this), doing some breathing exercises (breathing out for longer than you breathe in), and then going and talking to one of my brothers about their day tends to help. So does a good cup of tea.

I hope you have some good friends who have your back. If not I'm always here if you need to talk.

( @acutie-archery )

Hunter!! Hello sweet brother o’ mine ◩[◈‿◈]◩

Are YOU busy? Could I perhaps play with your vibro-knife for a bit? I’ve been practicing! ^^

I’ll be extra, EXTRA CAREFUL!! I promise!

Hi sweetheart 🙂 yes you can practice with my vibroblade. Try working on your grip positions again, you’ve been getting very good at them, but it never hurts to go over the basics every time.

And don’t forget our main rules—no pointing it at anyone, and no running. I don’t want @chronically-underpaid to have to stitch up your hand again if we can help it. Got it?

@toothpick-man I did not put @crosshairs-wife up to this, but I wish I could take credit. This is entertaining, please continue

Runs up to Crosshair shoving a microphone in his face

"Is it true you're babygirl?"

i can’t believe i never posted this here but here’s old man hunter with a sexy beard ✨