Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
Jeremy Knox is lowkey the manifestation king. Wdym u want to win the championships before u graduate and then Kevin day hands u the best backliner in NCAA exy. And what do u mean that backliner is ur exact type in men.
in universe aftg memes are so funny it gets me every single fucking time just imagine liking a sport but it turns out the mafia is involved and riko moriyama is literally a psycho and his brother killed him and seth gordon fucking died and aaron minyard killed someone and neil josten's dad is the butcher and kevin day has never been skiing and jean moreau was kidnapped from the ravens and then there's jeremy knox
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“Fuck you my child is completely fine”
your child spends every minute of their life reading about gay wizards and witches
i dont have mental breakdowns i have neil josten let his cigarrete burn to the filter without taki...
remember kids
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Magneto was Right, X-Men: The Last Stand
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