Micah Out Here Monologuing Like A Disney Villian About How He Set Up And Murdered Danika:

During Neil's time in Evermore ik it was bad and traumatic but the idea of a disgruntled Jean with l'oreal box of hair dye and a death wish and no fucking clue how to even begin is funny.

Jean, muttering : these instructions are in english and french and I still have no idea what I'm supposed to do with the second bottle.

Neil : fucking drink it you french bastard.

I love how Kevin goes “My dad is Coach Wymack. Also I’ve never been skiing. Screw you Ravens 😊” and then walks back to the foxes saying “We’re all gonna die 😀”

gps but for a way out of this

call me przerwa Tetmajer the way I lubię kiedy kobieta

"nora how are we supposed to survive tsc" we're not, hope that helps

Kevin day is so real, I too am insufferable about my hyper fixations

Me??? Obsessed??? With Fictional Men??? Yes.

“Fuck you my child is completely fine”

your child spends every minute of their life reading about gay wizards and witches

See you inside. Or not. 

tbh im just now realizing how young neil was when he went through everything in the series. and in retrospect it’s the funniest thing bc imagine being 19 and ur biggest opp is the JAPANESE MAFIA😭😭 bro was PARANOID