When Neil Is Captain He Will Have To Do Press Duty After Every Game And Wymack Will Have A Fucking Aneurysm

I don't blame Aaron for his attitude at all btw I'm only a fucking English major and if I had to deal with Neil and Kevin's bullshit during PRE MED FINALS? Yeah no you're lucky to be alive if you bother me

My religion is kevin offering to watch neil so he can drink on thanksgiving. In french. And then nicky going "omg neil is making the face kevin can be nice?????!?!??!" Which is hilarious because it implies that Neil really isn't as stone cold as he thinks, and he basically canonically reacts like a deer in headlights whenever someone does ANYTHING remotely nice for him.

matt: oh neil i bought this soda i know you like when i went to the store earlier

neil:

call me przerwa Tetmajer the way I lubię kiedy kobieta

did it hurt? when u realized fictional men written by women don't exist

a cool evening breeze. rainbows. open roads. teammates. friends. fireworks. coaches. fathers.

Neil Josten has the same constant stress level as that fuck ass squirrel from Ice Age

gps but for a way out of this

bitches be like “i like reading” and then ignore their tbr for months while they re read comfort fanfiction. it’s me i’m bitches.

me every day since tsc dropped actually

alternatively

Me to the author when they describe the love interest as ‘dark haired, light eyed and with a sharp jawline’