AU Where Neil Never Joined The Foxes, But Ended Up An Exites Employee. He Plays Short One-on-one Games

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

Kevin day is so real, I too am insufferable about my hyper fixations

Give me a high five. I'm proud of you. Really.

tkm teaser with a bunch of quick cuts and snippets of people in the show (news anchors, the foxes, other teams, etc etc) all saying neil’s name so it’s just repeated, neil josten neil josten neil josten, then abrupt cut and black screen and then we flash to the scene where after nathan is murdered and nathaniel is laughing, borderline hysterical and saying to the police: “my name is nathaniel wesninski”.

jean moreau came back to himself in pieces

nicky and aaron: you don't want to see andrew off his meds, he's..... scary..

andrew off his meds:

My religion is kevin offering to watch neil so he can drink on thanksgiving. In french. And then nicky going "omg neil is making the face kevin can be nice?????!?!??!" Which is hilarious because it implies that Neil really isn't as stone cold as he thinks, and he basically canonically reacts like a deer in headlights whenever someone does ANYTHING remotely nice for him.

matt: oh neil i bought this soda i know you like when i went to the store earlier

neil:

When you start reading “The Cruel Prince” and the prince is in fact cruel

me every day since tsc dropped actually

alternatively

Sorry but I'm never going to get over Kevin chewing out the Ravens, revealing that Wymack is his dad, and dropping the "I've never been skiing" bomb on live television in the same interview, and then going "we're all going to die" while hunched over a sink the second he walked off stage. Absolutely hilarious.