@icarus-star LOOK WHAT I FOUND FOR BUNNY!DANNY (just Ignore The Couple Times He Said Miss Like I Did-

okay but like hear me out-

dilf!schlatt.

Kai, i love you so much, you make my day so much better <3 but yes, ABSOLUTELY! (Quick after thought, I got kinda carried away so this went from an ask answer to a "I will be writing a multi-chapter fic of this v soon")

The Best Neighbor

I always imagine dilf!schlatt with a daughter so I can imagine that when you first move into the neighborhood and this sexy single father sees you, he is IMMEDIATELY asking his daughter to help him make cupcakes-

And he walks up with that fucking black button up on, feeling like a million bucks until he rings your doorbell. And he gets all flustered but he hides it well, and him and his daughter welcome you with the cupcakes. You find yourself slowly but surely getting closer to this man.

And as time goes by, you go from acquaintances to friends. And friends to besties. And besties to him fucking you over his desk while his daughter's at her friends house.

just got some gabriel vibes from my best friend

TELL ME HE WOULDNT

Around Halloween of 2020 I bought a bear and a toddler michael Myers mask to put on him. I have yet to name him. Any ideas?

OKAY i was scrolling through some old posts of mine, and i saw the one where anon requested i continue midnight babysitting AND i think im gonna. (ps if you have any last minute requests PLEASE tell me and i’ll try to work them in <3)

also tagging other kai bcuz i thought they’d be excited <3 @bvnnyblood

I love this man <3

HIS LAUGHHH!!

This is my brain almost 24/7 XD

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Is it bad that even though I have so many fucking things in my inbox, I want Eddie requests?

This sounds like something me and JJ would do

creepypasta but it's my brother and i </3

jeff: *falls down the stairs*

ben, from across the room: dude did you just fall down the stairs???

jeff, at the bottom of the staircase somewhere: ...no.

Your Charlie fics are currently giving me life<3

Glad to hear it <3

I want to see how much of tumblr is aro

Pls reblog if u vote :)