A : Light Bill Kab Bharega?

Dad jokes be lyk

Wife : I'm pregnant

Husband : hello pregnant, I'm dad

Dark jokes be lyk

Wife : you are not.

Usse bas mera lumd pasand tha mein nahi 💔

Kisi ko apna RR sunao toh woh competition karke apna RR sunane lagata hai.😶

Hemesha der kar deta hun 💔

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Gas ka button band karne ke liye, jisper chai rakhi hai. 😔

Career ki chinta mujhe sone nahi de rahi.

Summer is starting, my gentle reminder :

Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani

Gora rang kaala na pad jaaye

Pehle mein mobile chalata tha ab mobile mujhe chala raha hai.

Why are big brothers like this? They tell you to keep their secrets, you know, just between us, but then when the beans are spilled to the parents, they drag you into their mess like you're some kind of co-conspirator in their crimes 😐

When I have thoughts of self-hatred, I turn to Tumblr for healing.

I'm in my "people expecting more from me but not helping" era.