"Its a weed cookie!"
"I am magenta and therefore I dont exist."
"I. AM. A. SHRUB."
"Oh god, they're forming a circle."
"Its crop top season!"
"I ate a small child. I'm not sorry."
"Theres pot brownies by the trumpet tree!"
"Cooking class contraband - you cant bring in premade cookies"
“You haven’t tried either and therefore you are nothing.”
“AAAAHHH MY FAMILY!” -Alumni
“Give us the tinfoil, we’re making a wall.”
"I can see the shit stain on the back of your pants."
"Hippity hoppity, all of your family is now my property."
"CHOO CHOO!"
"Band directors dont eat."
"WHAT ARE YOU AN ANIMAL?!"
"You're actually f**king Jesus!"
"Cool Timpani with small fan"
"Keep both feet together"
"Insert peanuts"
"Breathe now"
"Tune the Uke"
"Light explosives now.....and......now."
"Release the penguins"
"If there is a 3rd clarinet, some violins may go"
"Slap thigh"
"Cornet use ice"
"Add bicycle"
"Remove cattle from stage"
"Bow real fast"
"Slippage may occur"
"Begin tuning flame slightly higher and higher"
"All harpists stand up and wait."
"Balance your chair on two legs"
"Moonwalk"
"Continue "swimming" motion"
"Rests are imaginary."
😳 and 📞?
😳 - Do you live up to your instrument stereotype?
Ngl my entire section does and I lowkey hate it, but I hate myself too much for that I think.
📞 - Made any really good friends through band?
I mean, yall know about the tenor sax next to me (@getofftheroof), and then theres also the bari sax next to them, so yeah!!
guys how do woodwind instruments work
like ive tried reeds and they sometimes work?? but they mostly squeak???
also flute is just impossible ive come to the conclusion all flutes are witches.
props woodwinds you're all crazy ily
The music of the tenor sax next to me pt 2
And again yes this is show music
hwat
I honestly just wish that my school can put on our musical this spring. Corona has made our rehearsals cancelled and I am very upset for all the seniors who might not get to be in their last musical :)))
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
It's the fourth of July rip to everyone including me who had to play the Star Spangled Banner twice because they didnt get it on recording the first time
ok so it’s off topic for a band blog, but this is necessary and will probably happen every year? But like...
Do you remember?
🎉 and 🎆?
🎉 - Best band victory?
My band doesnt do competition (yet our new directors might set that up), but we had a game with out football team that is not the greatest and wOW it was something when they won. We went absolutely insane and it felt real good 😌
🎆 - Any band memories you want to carry with you forever?
My first year of band camp! Was WILD. Pool night, skit night, section competitions, etc. That hopefully never leaves me
Happy 22nd of September yall, do you remember?
ok so it’s off topic for a band blog, but this is necessary and will probably happen every year? But like…
Do you remember?
she's not only a band nerd anymore she's developed a personality! run!
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