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i'm in the spinny castle from that one Peter Capaldi episode. they're trying to get me to confess my grandmother's recipe for "gin in a coffee mug." i will never tell. i'll keep dying for millions of years

what of one who can do both?

babies two

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

i am so about walking around museums and holding hands

1001° centigrades by Magma is my generation's "BRAT"

#me on the left about to fuckin chow down there—bout to latch on like a leech

lunch date w/ a friend followed by a nap w/ chopper. happy tuesday 💕🐮👍👍💕

Jesus had a home in Malibu, it's true. Jesus drove a Ferrari Daytona—when he wasn't being chauffeured in his Maybach, conferring in the back with two or three of his disciples. Many times I saw the Daytona parked on Skid Row. He was there preaching to the derelicts and the forgotten. I saw him wash a woman's feet. She had been hooking. The state let her down. Jesus gave her two or three loose cigarettes. He called those cigs he always had his disciples. Laced with Grace. It's true. Some say she was raised from the dead on the 14th floor of the Cecil. Closest place to heaven in those days.

Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.

If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.

Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.

That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.

Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.

I'm actually mommy

i should really have a little door here. or a hatch. there should be improved access to my sigmoid colon.

open it up, take a look inside. cradle it in your hand, sure: lift it into my abdominal cavity. what else is to be done?