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Wait…

Are the Vanserras fire proof or fire resistant?

Seeing a lot of Azriel ship discourse on here lately

So now it’s time for a poll

I think we need to accept the very real possibility that we will not be getting any sort of book announcement until 2035 😭😭😭

Azriel is such a thoughtful and personal gift giver…

He went all the way to the continent to get Feyre special paints

He paid attention to Nesta and knew she would love/benefit from a reading light

When he picked out a gift for Elain he got her a stained glass rose necklace

Whether you think they (elriel) are the right fit or not you gotta kinda admit that it was sweet he shows his love and admiration for the Archerons through gifts 🎁

I cannot stress this enough

When Azriel eventually does have a romance plot line I NEED it to have k-drama level pining and angst.

Don’t get me wrong ACOSF was fun and all but you know what would be more fun???

Azriel acting like a leading man in a K-drama. Sad backstory. Stoic but kind. Trying to be indifferent meanwhile he’s suffocating under the weight of his feelings

Y’all, I think the bone carver is the equivalent of the tooth fairy in our world

I don’t know about y’all but I haven’t heard much about ACOTAR outside of the current Shipwar ( probably my fault cause I can’t stop interacting with the Azriel tags)

So here are some of my non romance related theories for the books:

- Azriel or Cassian is actually Rhys half brother

- Nesta is going to become high lady dusk court

- Elain is hiding part of her powers

- Truth teller is not just a knife it’s a scrying device (I have a post on this)

- We are gonna see Briar (from ACOWAR) again

- The people of Hewn city are being affected by the evil of the mountain/ there is some hidden evil (Asteri???) sleeping under the mountain

- Each of the 3 mountains of Pyrithian have a portal that connects to another world/ dimension

- The monolith on top of Ramiel takes you to the place you need to be the most

- Reincarnation is a thing and either Cassian or Nesta is a reincarnation of Enalius

- Amren is ‘from our world’

- Elain is going to be apart of a coven

One thing that I wish could be elaborated on is Feyre’s art style! I know it’s harder to describe cause we can only read how it would look instead of seeing it but I just want to know! Every time I read about her painting it drives me crazy!!!

RHYS IS 538 YEARS OLD!!!!!

Do you even know how old that is?

My dude is older than America. America is 248. Colombus (that stupid f*ck) “sailed the ocean blue in 1492” (532 years ago)

He could have been born at the beginning of the rise of Roman Empire and seen in fallen (google says the Roman Empire lasted 500 years. I’m just parroting google)

And that goes for all the other bat boys too!

If they were here (on our timeline) they would have been born in 1486!!!!!!!!!