I Knew That Women Can Bluetooth With Each Other. I Did.

I'm A Weird Little Shit, Everyone.

Here is a list of my favorite ships. From ALL of the fandoms I'm in.

Genshin Impact

Albecrose

Kaeluc

Fischnett

Aeven

Zhongxiao (OTP)

Qingyun

Ninggbeidou

Kazuscara

Ittosara

Yaei

Ayathoma

Lumiyaka

Kavetham

Sethoscara (yes, I multiship)

Cynari

Clorinavia

Wriolette

Lionfish

Stardew Valley

Sebigail

Sebsam

Halex

My Hero Academia

Todosero

Katsudeku

Shinkami

Dabihawks

Togachako

Kamijiro

Tsukoyami

Miritama (OTP)

Kirimina

Erasermic

Nejiyuyu

Legend of Zelda

Sidlink (OTPPPP)

RevUrbosa (LEAVE ME ALONE THEY’RE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER)

fuck idk I just like sidlink

I have no idea what fandoms I’m in at this point. A few random ships that I like: Stucky, KeefTam (Teefe?), Gojeto? Getojo? (idk the fuckin ship name), Ratiorine, Bootgenti/Argenthill, Mozeqiu or Feiqiu, idk. Also MioShun bc harukaze no étranger is OTP forever.

this has been my ted talk.

I Did A Photoshoot

I have many plushies. But today. Today I took pictures of my keychains. These are Kokomi (the Squishmallow Stingray) and Sebastian (the Plague Doctor in the shadows).

I love my keychains. I’ll post more plushie photoshoots later, too! I have many.

Love, Shroomie

revenge, madness, and wine.

let the fuckening begin

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

sitting outside on a tree swing getting eaten by mosquitos with bad internet and an ac unit in the neighbors yard

and also the sounds of something flimsy hitting wood and my brother weed whacking

I love lazy Mondays

The Death Of Akumu, Awrynn Troyer, 2024

Also, I think he's playing Legend of Zelda

Grabbing you by the scruff of your collar rn bc when tf were yall gonna mention that zayne is a GAMER???

He OWNS a NINTENDO SWITCH?????

why is the les flag in the background?

gremlinisms [grɛmlɪnizəms] (noun) ⁝⁝ 29 / ?? playful, mischievous behavior adopted by cute dongsaengs when they’re feeling particularly feisty .

Frog Politics Update!

It’s a bit happier today, so don’t worry!

Chicken Nugget and Croissant have been married! Minerva McGonagall officiated their wedding, and they will be adopting a tadpole soon!

on the subject of the War, Egg Ramen and I have been very busy with negotiations. King Se’quinn has agreed to many terms, but we’re not quite done. One such agreement has been that we will be sending Geoffrey to a corrective program with the Lizards. I, for one, am very happy about this. Geoffrey needs it.

Since I’m on hiatus, I will be posting less, but know that things are going well and the frogs are flourishing!

shroomie out!

I wrote two thingies about aliens and now people love me.

Guys.

I'm just a little goblin trying to be funny. Like, yes, I do art and fanfic and all that, but mostly I'm just ranting about my brother being a raging h0m0ph0bic weirdo and my friends being crazy gremlins.

Eventually, I'll have an Etsy where you'll be able to buy my weird art. But until then, please keep enjoying my weird shit.

(Also, would you guys want Karen The Raging Hormonal Monster and Human Poison stickers?)