Wanda: Im So Existed For This Mission
Wanda: im so existed for this mission
Sam: yeah lets get this show on the road you coming nataha?
Nat: alright im coming. Alright bye y/n
Y/n: goobye nat
Nat: and steve the only reason i want to hear from you is if somene is dying or dead
Steve: ok
Nat: alrigh have fun guys
Steve: alright want do you want to do first
Bucky: can we practise our self defence
Y/n: yes i think it would be very educational
Steve: for sure i could show you some moves. You guys wanna do that too?
Peter: okay
Clint: we always like a good fight
Tony: im putting five bucks on the Russians
Steve: ok you and me y/n im going to put my arm aroumd you like this ok?
Y/n: bucky now!
Steve: wait what?!
Bucky: peter get his feet!
Peter: ok!
*steve: passed out*
Y/n: whoops
Peter: is he breathing
Bucky: yes he's breathing
Y/n: i got his phone
Nat: *phone rings* steve someone better be or-
Y/n: steve is unconscious
Nat: wait what??
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Vision: Hello
Darcy: You're okay! How are you even here?!
Vision: What do you mean?
Darcy: I mean you die-
Wanda: - NOPE!
Wanda: Never happened!
Darcy: But...-
Wanda: NOPE!
Wanda: Eventhing is fine. Vision is fine! Nothing bad ever happened! EVER!
Tony: hey do you want to come over and like vape
Steve: dude im vaping with Bucky today
Tony: we always vape on Tuesdays
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Game night #1
Tony: Orange, "first to mess up loses a card; hangover helpers." uhhh gatorade
Bruce: a nice breakfast
Valkyrie: hangover? What is this?
Tony: you actually need to stop drinking to get a hangover valkyrie.
Valkyrie: that is lose, lose situation
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