Five: *says Anything* The Universe, Coming After Him With The Baseball Bat Of Dramatic Irony:

Five: *says anything* the universe, coming after him with the baseball bat of dramatic irony:

[ID: A twelve-piece gifset, six rows of two, of Number Five from the Umbrella Academy, showcasing times his words came back to bite him in a dramatically ironic way. Row 1: 13-year-old Five insists he is ready to time-travel. He then immediately strands himself in an apocalyptic wasteland for 45 years. Row 2: Five, back with his family, bluntly tells Vanya that she’s ordinary. Later he is almost killed by Vanya’s powers, powerless to oppose her. Row 3: Five says that Hazel’s presence proves that the apocalypse is off. Not even 24 hours on, Five has to watch the world end twice in the span of ten minutes, in 2019 and in 1963. Row 4: Five bests Lila in a fight, calling her “entirely average”. It turns out that Lila is anything but average, and she gets the upper hand against him in the finale fight. Row 5: Five explodes at Diego for trusting Lila, saying that he’s “the Oswald of this story, the goddamned patsy” in her scheme. Of course, Five was the patsy in the Handler’s plan all along, the fall guy for a high-profile assassination, similar to Lee Harvey Oswald. Row 6: Five sarcastically asks whether it’s too late to be unadopted. The finale twist is that Reginald unadopts the Umbrella Academy. End ID.]