You Know Those Follower Forms In Game With The Facepaint/makeup? Yeahhhhh. At Least Narinder Tried His

Poseidon : ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

Odysseus : *picks up the trident* Okay :)

Poseidon : wait no not like this

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

ik you can do whatever you want but I hate it when ppl draw sunday with a 6 pack. like that mfer would pass out walking up a flight of stairs. twink-a-tron 6000 right there

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

Odysseus: You're going to call off that storm.

Poseidon: Or what?

Odysseus:

Sunday: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Wonweek: I almost died.

Sunday: That was my favorite memory.

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give them a week and they would fix literally every problem in Piltover and Zaun

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