Ares After Witnessing What Happened In "Odysseus" (Athena Was Right Was Right About Making People Bleed):

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

u can call ur skull-head deer oc literally anything else u don't even have to change the design

i thought it'd be funny

message to all bitches

please survive

throws this at you and disintegrates

Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.

I know, I know, gatekeeping the outdoors, that's supposedly bad, right, but I think if you show up to do a hike and you brought a portable speaker with you to play music while you hike, I think, like hear me out, there should be a gate, and someone at the gate should keep you from doing the hike.

'I'm not sorry for loving you" should have been called "emotional manipulation - the song" because oh my god

It's basically an "i'm sorry if you feel that way but actually i'm not sorry at all because i'm the victim"

Calypso they could never make me like you!!!!!

poly ancients post plus hater post for clotted cream i hate him