OOOH DAN HENG THAT WAS SO MASCULINEEEE

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Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.

odysseus: what doesn't kill me better start running, because now i'm fucking pissed

*six hundred strike starts playing*

the arcane fandom can argue about literally anything, but the one thing we all agree on is that ekko, the boy savior, is the most unproblematic character ever, and that we all absolutely love him. while everyone else is caught up in gay tragedy of all kinds, my boy ekko is just over here trying to fix his goddamn tree

Assassinate Him.

Aventurine: I be like "who praying on my downfall" as if I don't make self destructive decisions.

Sunday: I mean I am but who's to say it's working.

Sunday: Keep doing what you're doing.

message to all bitches

please survive

i have a dastardly amount of tabs open at any given time

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

(guy who is so fatigued) i need to Draw

The next prime minister should be Princess Celestia