Julius Ceasar Has Been Dead For 2064 Slutty, Slutty Years

I sat with a crying second grader today. (The age range is outside my wheelhouse but I was the most convenient adult.) He was crying, the other adults said, because his brother took a phone he was playing on. “Phone addicted,” everybody said. “If he would get up and play games with the other kids he wouldn’t be crying.”

He told me everyone lets his brother take things from him because his brother is younger, and doesn’t know better. He told me he doesn’t want to play because he’s tired, he has too many extracurriculars this summer and can’t get good sleep because “everyone in my camper is so loud when I’m trying to sleep.” He’s exhausted and only eight. His mom’s an acquaintance and told me she and the kid’s father are going through a separation — mom and four kids left the house to stay in a camper.

But people will seriously not listen to kids crying over seemingly minor things because on the surface it looks like a tantrum. If kids are given the space to articulate themselves they often will.

I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment

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thanks, german translation, for showing once more how there's no heterosexual explanation for these two. that's like, the least subtle you can get short of having them kiss on screen.

they are so fucking gay for each other, it's incredible

Pearl calls Marina "her beauty" in the german translation of suffer no fools. I feel like all of you should know this.

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

I LOVE DECAVITATOR IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLY FUN AAAAAAAAAAH

really, i barely just tried it out and it's already going up there among my very favorite weapon. the moment is amazing, the kills are satisfying, and! IT COMES WITH INKJET!!!!! FINALLY A WEAPON WITH SOME GOOD SHMOVEMENT AND MY FAVORITE SPECIAL AGAINNN

.. and it's so fun it makes me forget i still can't use splash wall if my life depends on it.

still miss the old enperry splat dualies though, they were the best. (this is a (potentially former) splat dualies one-trick speaking btw)

heya, i'm silver. your local suffering artist gamer creature. i'm a shapeshifter that prefers the form of a winged cat, though i can be many things.

asks welcome, and feel free to chat long as you aren't a creep or hater. please don't mind if i come off strange, i genuinely don't know how to phrase things, and am very nervous, for good reason.

no nsfw anything unless i state i'm fine with talking about something specific. and i will block people who mistreat me or communities i'm part of, don't be surprised.

art/fandom blog is @dimensionally-confused-silver which i wish i was more active on.

being a psych therian is a trip bc in some cases you can sorta see the strings that control the system. i wanted to be a dog (at first), then other kids treated me like a dog, then my ex-partners treated me like a dog, then professionals treated me like a dog, like dude everyone on the fucking globe treated me like a dog my whole goddamn life. and now some of those same people are upset that i grew up to be one. unbelievable