Oooo Yes!!! Bonus Points For Awkward Exchange About Snot Getting On Xavier’s Jacket Because Once Simon

Xavier: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

The first one and the shower thoughts one is sending me hard pls 😭😭😭 if nothing else is canon, that definitely would be fr !!!!

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Here's some Xavier x Simon headcanons! @simonssweater this is specially for you! Dog person x cat person vibes of course! Some of these a

Because I think they fit!

They are indeed lovers in my heart.

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No literally they are way too powerful together and I live for it honestly. I wish we had a lot more episodes to watch their duoship blossom fr

Simon and Claire have only been allowed to team up one-on-one in this episode because they would have committed so many more felonies had they been paired together the entire time

no literally, I’m so obsessed with their duoship. Especially considering how much Xavier looks after Simon so Simon doesn’t fuck up his own life and future. Like when Nicole was all “why aren’t we telling Simon about Janet returning?!?” and Xavier telling her that Simon would bolt and get his ass suspended so fast 😭😭😭 I need more spiraling Simon x reasonable Xavier moments fr pls don’t fail me season 2 🙏

xavier and simon weren't really the duo I thought I needed, not by a long shot, but their trust exercise in ep4 really sealed the deal for me. like yes thank you actually I do need more moments with simon being too stressed out and xavier being the shrug emoji about it. they balance each other so well, it's hilarious.

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

here’s part two, y’all! all the memes I made wouldn’t fit into one post lmao

pt. 1 | — | pt. 3 | pt. 4

charwall keychain sneakpeak…

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH

Xavier: Do you want to know your gay name?

Simon: My... my gay name?

Xavier: Yeah, it's your first name-

Simon: Haha. Very funny Xavier-

Xavier, getting down on one knee: And my last name.

Simon: Oh- oh my god.

Mr. Anderson has become my favorite adult on the show. And now he's joined the ghost gang?? OH. SIGN ME UP.

Also, his muffled and frustrated "what the fuck!" is gonna play in my mind on a loop for all eternity. He's just a silly little guy. I'm gonna put him in my pocket.

Oh, he embezzled marching band uniform funds? Umm, nuh-uh. Your Honor, he was in a silly goofy mood to pay off his father's mistakes. I, uh, rest my case :P

*Xavier and Simon skipping stones on lake*

Xavier: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Simon, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Nicole: Simon isn’t answering his phone

Xavier: I’ll call

Nicole: Claire and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Simon: Hello?