THE ICARLY ONE GOT ME GOOD PLS 😭😭😭

Simon: I fell—

Xavier: From heaven?

Simon: No, I literally fell—

Xavier: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Simon: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Xavier: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

NAH THESE ARE SO FUNNY (also now wondering if I’ve ever seen a bird with the same birthday as me as well)

Incorrect twitter posts, comment if I should make more!

Simon: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Xavier: I wrote you a poem.

Simon, already crying: You did?

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

here’s another meme drop but in gif form! low quality gifs = higher quality humor imo so I hope you enjoy!

I’m glad you got a good laugh!

Can I be honest and say something problematic? I think Wally is a tad wee bit overrated. I love him and I think he’s a silly guy but when I see what some people create I’m like woahhhh nelly 😭😭😭 to each their own I suppose 🙂‍↕️

Wally: Charley, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Charley: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Wally: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Rhonda.

ok chat this is the last one for today ok

*Xavier and Simon skipping stones on lake*

Xavier: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Simon, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

*Simon calls Xavier*

Xavier: Hey Simon, what's up?

Simon, trying to be nonchalant: I'm sitting in a pool of blood, no biggie

Xavier, on the verge of freaking out: Is it... your blood?

Simon, still tryna be a tough guy: Yeah, I think so

Xavier: Do you know where it's coming from?!?

Simon: Probably the stab wound…

Xavier: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!?!?

Simon: Oh, yeah, definitely.

Simon and Maddie saying that Nicole was copying Maddie is really bold coming from two people who have the same haircut

Simon: Don't bite your lip so much. That's a really bad habit.

Xavier smirking: alright, fine. Can I bite yours instead?

see this is what I was thinking about too. and like did he not ever take a break to go to the bathroom or get food (bc he didn’t know his body had been snatched yet) and realize oh shit there’s a bunch of ppl here I don’t know 😭😭😭

SCHOOL SPIRITS 2X05 SPOILERS

umm how did they not find mr anderson in school for a WHOLE DAY?????? man was packing that box to holy hell and NO ONE NOTICED? didnt they search the school the night before???