Xavier: Fuck A Heatwave, A Goth Never Gets Too Warm.

i was born. it was all really hard. but i had SIMON.

Xavier: Relationships should be 50/50. Simon cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

hi guys! I saw some school spirits memes on here so I thought I’d give it a try. most of these are from the newest season so enjoy at your own risk!

pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

I’m back again with some more memes from season 2 so enjoy at your own risk!

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | — | pt. 4

I need Simon and Nicole to fight so bad. Like things have been tense between them basically since the beginning of the series and they've blown up at each other a few times but I need a full-on, no holding back FIGHT that takes up an entire scene

They moved on SO QUICKLY from Simon accusing Nicole of killing Maddie in s1. Thats not even touching on how he refuses to trust her at every opportunity or the one time he DID try to be honest with her about seeing Maddie's ghost, she completely shut him down. He blew his Northwestern interview because he couldn't go with Maddie, even though the plan was for ALL THREE of them to go to Chicago. And I think that Nicole should have Feelings about how blatantly Simon & Maddie favor each other her, how Simon is the only one who can see Maddie so now it's like the UNIVERSE is telling her that Simon's friendship with Maddie is more important than hers, and I think maybe she should yell at Simon a little bit because of those feelings

The fact that Simon ever thought Maddy was a hallucination is so funny to me. Like did you hallucinate that gay ass letter to?

SHE LOVES THEM

Nicole: I told Simon his ears flush when he lies.

Xavier + Claire: Why?

Nicole: Look.

Nicole: Hey Simon! Do you love us?

Simon, covering his ears: No.

Maddie: I think we're missing something.

Wally: Teamwork?

Charley: Cohesion?

Rhonda: A general sense of what we’re doing?

I love the idea that they went spelunking for their first date so much y’all don’t understand 😭😭😭

Here's some Xavier x Simon headcanons!

@simonssweater this is specially for you!

Dog person x cat person vibes of course!

Some of these are just so perfect! I can't help but laugh at one in the morning!

Simon love hates Xavier's feralness...

Part two soon! I have a couple more!