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Simon: Don't bite your lip so much. That's a really bad habit.

Xavier smirking: alright, fine. Can I bite yours instead?

The first one is so accurate pls I’m giggling 😭😭😭

they shouldve hugggeddddd🥲🥲

*Simon and Xavier sitting in jail together*

Xavier: So who should we call?

Simon: I’d call Maddie, but I feel safer in jail

I love the idea that they went spelunking for their first date so much y’all don’t understand 😭😭😭

Here's some Xavier x Simon headcanons!

@simonssweater this is specially for you!

Dog person x cat person vibes of course!

Some of these are just so perfect! I can't help but laugh at one in the morning!

Simon love hates Xavier's feralness...

Part two soon! I have a couple more!

Rhonda: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Charley: I think you mean cards.

Rhonda, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

Simon: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

Store Worker: Would Nicole Herrera and Claire Zomer please come to the front desk?

Claire + Nicole, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker pointing to Xavier + Simon: I believe they belong to you?

Xavier and Simon, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Nicole + Claire: We didn’t even bring you guys here with us-

Wally: *Screams*

Rhonda: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Charley: Should we do something?

Maddie: No, I want to see who wins.

Wally: Charley, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Charley: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Wally: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Rhonda.

ok chat this is the last one for today ok

I’m glad you got a good laugh!

Can I be honest and say something problematic? I think Wally is a tad wee bit overrated. I love him and I think he’s a silly guy but when I see what some people create I’m like woahhhh nelly 😭😭😭 to each their own I suppose 🙂‍↕️

Wally: Charley, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Charley: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Wally: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Rhonda.

ok chat this is the last one for today ok