I like to sing and dance while baking and cooking, and I'm Also a bit of a nerdš¤ She/herMid 20's
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This burnt log was sitting a little ways away from the ocean.
i watched a change in you
(crosshair and mayday)
*disappointed dad sigh*
That's amazing!
stained glass cakes from @bakey.bakes on ig
Happy may the fourth have a 4 minutes animatic about Crosshair and Omega bounding over sniping stuff.
This is so cuteš„°
A Bad Batch x Red Dead Redemption AU thatās been living in my head for a while š¤
Omega does not like the names Hunter gave the horses
The Batch is a small time outlaw gang of brothers hiding out as hands on a dude ranch. Trying to leave their pasts as mercenaries behind them. Until they receive a mysterious letter that their long lost younger sister is being housed in an orphanage nearby. After an unsuccessful attempt to legally adopt her, they return later to break her out.
Now theyāre all wanted criminals trying to outrun the law as well as their past.
Everytime I take I turn too fast I just think of Techš
Never gonna get over the fact that Captain Rex spent FOUR episodes with The Bad Batch, during which time:
Tech nearly wipes out a runway construction crew, Tokyo Drift style
Crosshair picks 3 separate fights with regs, including Rex himself (and Rex socks him in the face for it)
Hunter literally looks Rex in the face after receiving orders and says āehhh yeah noā and then proceeds to charge an approaching enemy squadron head on
Wrecker begs to explode just about every single building they lay eyes on
Hunter confesses to a Jedi general that heās never submitted a single report in his life
Hunter also goes for a joyride by dangling from the foot of a giant winged beast from a single rappelling line
Tech later convinces them all to jump through the air onto the backs of said winged beasts in the middle of heavy enemy fire after summoning them with his self-made Animal Sound Spotify
Wrecker destroys like 100 battle droids in 3.5 seconds with his bare hands and laughs like a maniac the entire time
Crosshair, rather than let himself be shown up by Wrecker, destroys like 1/6 of the enemy forces with tiny hand mirrors and a single laser shot
The entire batch is sassing each other THE ENTIRE TIME (ādonāt worry, Wrecker, IāLL hold your handā āyeahā¦itās a liftā āme and the boys will tag along, just to say I told you soā)
And after all of that, Rex looked at Echo and was like āyeah I think weāve found your new homeā and Echo was just like šš
He looks so good!
hi. i made a clone oc :3 iāll post more of him, his men, and his generals soon š«¶
hi. i made a clone oc :3 iāll post more of him, his men, and his generals soon š«¶
what a cutie
First picture: so pretty!
Second picture: HOLY CRAP!
by astrailor_jp
Dang that beard!
Season 4 Hunterš (WIP)
The promise.
The faith in that promise.
Ooooh! Traditional or digital?
shading practice with hunter :D
i think i would fold if he looked at me like that
I donāt actually remember drawing this, once my pen hit the tablet I blacked out as the art spirit possessed my mortal body once again.
Then I woke up and bearded crosshair was there
I'm not sure if it's canon that hunters face tattoo continues further down, but I came across @lornaka s take on hunters tattoos and really wanted to give it a try myself :3
It's been months since I've heard from Blithe--months since she's brought me caf, forced me to eat, and insisted that I rest. I didn't realize how much that meant to me until she was gone. She cared. Too bad I only had one night to return the favor.
Heh. That sounds so pervy when I put it that way. It wasn't. Far from it. I wrote about that night in an unencrypted format but couldn't bring myself to share it at the time.
She left my quarters and what was left of my...our lab the next morning just as the sun began to hit Coruscant's tallest buildings. She never came back. "Reassigned for her health" is all I could find on her. There was no mention of where she was. I don't even know if the reassignment was her idea or imposed on her. That would be good to know.
The damage to the surveillance lab was repaired within a fortnight. The damage to my...I guess to my mind? My heart? Doesn't matter. That hole kept getting bigger. I've done my job these past months. I've helped to keep the Empire safe. But it hasn't been the same doing it alone.
Last month, the fiasco with the karking plant that started this whole mess was finally declassified. The scientists working in the botany lab disappeared. I can't find anything on them now. That can't be good for them. I found a couple mentions of "slither vine hybridization" in the system before that information disappeared too. Officially, it was a malfunction in the fire suppression system.
Now that the event has been declassified, I've been hoping to hear from Blithe. Nothing yet. I'll take anything. I just want to know that she's alright.
Unexpected Visitor Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5
Word count: ~1,200
Blithe has been out of communication with Commander Echo for nearly a standard galactic year.
Read the back story on this post by @imperial-strategist
Blithe stood sentry duty on the fourth moon of the third planet from the center of nowhere.
She adjusted the breather on her face, trying yet again to fit it snugly enough to keep out the sulfurous stench of the surrounding swamp. The breather had been designed for a near-human species, so it almostābut didn't quiteāfit.Ā No matter how much she fiddled with it, it was going to leak. She knew this from experience, but the impulse to try to block out the nauseating smell was like an itch you can't resist scratching. Still, breathing the fumes wouldn't kill her, so an ill-fitting breather was better than nothing.
As she scanned the trees for anything out of place, Blithe ran through some simple practice motions with her electrostaff, working the stiffness out of the old injury to her right arm. They were alone on this mud ball, other than the local non-sentient life forms, the most common of which was the tooka-sized amphibians that hooted in the trees from dawn to dusk. So, security was light. Just one sentry at a time by day, and two by night when the larger of the planet's carnivorous fauna were out and about. Standing watch was more about deterring the wildlife from wandering into the cave system that hid their base than fear of detection. This planet was so far off the beaten path, it took a standard day at sublight to reach the nearest hyperspace lane. And the mineral makeup of the caves blocked all traces of what took place within from scanners, should anyone actually think to look here.
Why they were here, rather than closer to, well, anything at all was above Blithe's pay grade. Story of an underling's life, she thought.
A scurrying sound to her left snapped Blitheās attention into focus. She cocked her head, her brows furrowing as she strained to focus past the ambient swamp noises. The source of the disturbance was behind an oversized cargo container a dozen paces away. Too big to fit through the cave entrance, it had been left under the canopy of an especially gnarly, vine-draped tree. You could fit a half dozen stormtroopers inside that crate with enough room left over for a small dewback, if you had a mind to. So it could easily hide any of this world's predators. If this had been a night watch, Blithe would have called for reinforcements before investigating further. But it would be some time yet before the scary things woke up.
The scurrying changed to a rhythmic scraping, giving Blithe the clue she needed to identify the visitor. She crept toward the crate, hefting her staff in both hands. It sparked fitfully when she switched it on, taking longer than it should to light with the blue glow that showed it was working. Blithe had bodged it together from spare parts, and it was anything but reliable. But she was much more skilled with a staff than the blaster on her hip. And, besides, if she was right about what her target was, the blaster would make a disgusting and dangerous mess.
"Come on. Come on. Stay with me,ā Blithe whispered encouragement to the weapon. Then, pausing for only a moment to check for signs she had been detected, she stepped quickly around the crate, electrostaff at the ready.
The source of the noise wasn't on the ground, where Blithe expected it to be. It had climbed halfway up the crate, stuck to it by its many sucker feet, a pair of which sprouted from each of its gelatinous body segments. Alerted to her presence now, it swung its carapaced, eyeless head toward her. Caustic saliva dripped from its mouth-parts as it loomed above Blithe, the drops narrowly missing her arm. The beast was a good two meters long and as thick as Blithe's thigh, with hooked, orange mandibles as long as a human hand. It chittered menacingly in her general direction before returning to munching on the crate's welded seams.Ā
"Oh, no you don't,ā Blithe waved one of the staffās electrified ends at it, trying to distract it from its meal without actually touching it. āGet the fierfek down from there!āĀ These creatures - they called them āraspersā for lack of an official name - could wear away solid durasteel remarkably quickly. But they also dropped off bits of themselves that melted into a noxious goo when injured. That was no fun to clean up.
"No, no, no, no,ā she dodged as it waved its head toward her again, "Go that way. Don't make me hurt you, kark it.ā She blocked its path, repeatedly, herding it toward the ground, all the while cursing and cajoling. While it could clearly sense the humming energy of the staff, Blithe didn't know if these critters could actually hear. Regardless, a bit of cussing was good for her morale.Ā
As it scrambled back up the metal wall of the crate, the creature's movement became increasingly erratic and Blithe imagined the rasper was getting as frustrated as she was with their game. With an abrupt lurch, it reared a third of it's body away from the crate and nailed the staff's glowing end with a glob of acid spit that sizzled on impact. Energy arced wildly from the power nodes as they failed, shorting the whole staff out.
"That's karked it!ā Blithe shouted at the rasper, which tried again to ascend the crate now that the electric foe no longer threatened it, only to be blocked as Blithe clocked it on its armored head with the dead electrostaff. "E chu ta! I just got this fixed.ā Blithe smacked it again, pulling each strike just enough to avoid actually injuring it. She really didn't want to be this close if it dropped one of its segments.
"Now,ā she deflected a lunge from the rasper and shook it free as it tried to latch on to the weaving staff with its mandibles. "Move, you kriffing blob of bantha snot, with your too karking many legs!āĀ
Blithe swung the staff behind the beast as it curled back on itself, preparing to strike at her. Then, with a heave, she swept the weapon up and away from the crate with all of her strength, launching the rasper off the durasteel surface, toward the base of the cliff. A jolt of pain shot up her bad arm with the effort required to dislodge the creature, but Blithe felt a victorious rush as the suckers lost their purchase with a dozen wet pops.
The hindmost of the rasper's segments broke free with a squelch as it hit, splattering slime harmlessly on the rocks. Defeated, the creature skittered up the sheer cliff face, acidic brown goo dripping behind it.
"Ugh! So. Many. Legs.ā Blithe panted as she watched the rasper retreat to be certain it was actually leaving.Ā
A rapid, sharp clapping behind her made Blithe spin around, staff raised for another fight. Two armed rebels - a human man and a twi'lek female - stood between her and the cave's entrance, applauding her performance.
Biting off a final curse, Blithe stared them down and said through gritted teeth, āCouldn't be bothered to lend a hand?ā
The twi'lek rebel gave Blitheās back a companionable slap as Blithe stalked past her, inert staff over one shoulder.Ā
Her watch was over and her relief had arrived.Ā
Shit like this never happened back on Coruscant, she thought sourly, adjusting the breather mask again, pointlessly. Well, ok, it sometimes did, she allowed. But at least there, she knew Commander Echo had her back.
Gave up halfway thru ĀÆ\_(ā¢_ā¢)_/ĀÆ
āCrosshair should get to kill Hemlockā āHunter should get to kill Hemlockā āOmega should get to kill Hemlockā
Jennifer Corbett: Or, hear me out, family bonding
I mean... some dirt smells different from other dirt
omega, who has never seen or touched dirt before in her life: omg i love dirt its amazing!!
hunter, regular dirt sniffer:
he's still figuring that kid out
[image credit @ct99r2d2 on twitter]
I just know that Echos 501st ARC ass would have sat himself down on a rock and kicked his feet up the second that Hunter, Wrecker and Crosshair decided they want to fight Ventress.
He's like been there, done that. have fun getting your ass wooped.
Building Bridges by @maidenvault Found this fic again In my saved ebooks so I couldn't resist. Short fic I like a lot for portraying the "boys being boys" vibe of the early batch XD (I didn't draw the funniest parts 'cause my brain focused on the end but read it.)
Small spoiler for the end under cut
Fic rec of the day is the ongoing Stranded by The_Absent_Minded_One on Ao3
(Go read it it's a roller coaster who hurts in all the right places...I wanted to draw every scene I had to restrain myself ^^;)
Hi there !!! I wanted to let you know your bad batch art is BEAUTIFUL I'm always happy to see it cross my dash!! Your art style is so pretty and I love the way you draw Tech!!
Do you have anymore sketches of Tech we haven't seen yet? No pressure <3!!! Have a lovely day :DD
Oh my that's so sweet thank you! éAè <3 <3 <3 Hughhhhh well since you ask nicely I dug into my wip folder and found a sketch ^^
Fics rec of the week, and especially if you like well-written Wrecker, is the entire work of @electrikworm on AO3 In order:
The Batch have a terrible day
Human Shield
A peaceful moment
(But go read the others too)
I was watching calisthenic tutorials but got distracted and it ended up anatomy practice e_e
And I made it Tech 'cause idk, enjoy
Little babies š
More minibatch adventure I need a full show maybe too XD
So pretty!
by kath__alina
Cute!
This isnāt even my style š like what?!
He looks so cute š
I actually wanted to draw crosshair and Batcher like this š„¹ imagining crosshair as a musician is giving me butterflies. His long fingers are screaming to touch a piano š¹