They In Fact Did Not Find The Northwest Passage, Just A *friendly* Bear

Crozier gossiping with Jopson in that one episode:

You know it’s bad when someone closes the door to yell at you 😬

Bonus:

*Dundy listening through the door*

Collins: *vividly describes how he’s suffering from major depression*

Dr. Stanley: That’s cool. Have you tried being happy?

Collins:

Jopson: *sneaking away to get some rest after a long day of taking care of his withdrawal riddled captain*

That damn Bell: *rings*

Jopson:

Girl, you don’t even know how far I’d drag this man by his mutton chops…

Diaper baby

Why does late game Ned always look like someone just poured water over his head, and then called him a slur?

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Except that one magical moment were he smiles:

Now everyone say, “Thank you Mr. Jopson for being one of the reasons Ned can express joy.”

Cash cow:

pay pig:

and the third, sexiest option

whore horse: