Lt. Irving After Telling Someone They’re Going To Hell:

I mean…yeah.

The cute aggression is so intense I punch holes in my wall.

They’re gonna find you dude, they can smell your fruity ass.

Blanky: You’ll have to give the men something in return, if you’re going to ask them to walk 800 miles.

Fitzjames: *Already putting on a dress*

Fitzjames: If you want respect. Earn it. Or are you determined to be the worst kind of first as well?

Crozier:

The lieutenants and Silna:

Why did he think this would work? Like girl, he barely knows you.

If you’re depressed, don’t listen to the new Dave k. playlist, you’ll just get more depressed:(

Why does late game Ned always look like someone just poured water over his head, and then called him a slur?

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Except that one magical moment were he smiles:

Now everyone say, “Thank you Mr. Jopson for being one of the reasons Ned can express joy.”

“You could have just joined up”

I like to think of Blanky befriending Tuunbaq, and bringing him inside like a confused child adopting a feral raccoon.