No Language Should Be Mocked Other Than French

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Hitoshi Shinso x Reader

a social media au

chapter i - don’t let the cat out of the bag

chapter ii - a little “bargain” 

chapter iii - mysterious food patron

chapter iv - visitation hours

chapter v - kamishin?

chapter vi - operation lunch rush

chapter vii - four days time

chapter viii - platonically 

chapter ix - no chance, no way

chapter x - cats and kittens

chapter xi - love train

chapter xii - steal my heart

chapter xiii - lovable idiots

chapter xiv - fwb?

chapter xv - lost trust

chapter xvi - apology cake

chapter xvii - eavesdrop

chapter xviii - missing

chapter xix - gone

chapter xx - souper sad

chapter xxi - the next right thing

chapter xxii - it has been done

chapter xxiii - coming clean

chapter xxiv - catching up

chapter xxv - forgiveness 

chapter xxvi - “friendship”

chapter xxvii - berry me alive

chapter xxviii - what you want

chapter xxix -

chapter xxx -

epilogue

this story will be uploaded every sunday and wednesday around 6 p.m CST

hihi! this is a preview for a cute lil collab @romancefiend​ and i are doing after a LONG discord chat about the possibilities <3 just a little sneak preview. If you’d like to be on the taglist for it please fill out this google form

marine biologist!izuku midoriya x kindergarten schoolteacher on a field trip - fluff, smut - doinmybesthere(emme)

todoroki shouto x marine biologist reader - fluff, smut - doinmybesthere(emme)

grumpy single dad bakugou x aquarium tour guide - fluff, smut doinmybesthere(emme)

LOV tries to steal a shark by dressing it up as a baby - fluff, crack, TBD doinmybesthere(emme)

aquairum electrician denki x reader - fluff, smut, romancefiend(amelia)

touch tank marine biologist!tamaki x reader - fluff, smut,  romancefiend(amelia)

shark quirk!kirishima x journalist!reader - fluff, smut,  romancefiend(amelia)

pro hero!shinsou x marine biologist(poison specialist) reader - fluff, smut  romancefiend(amelia)

Shout out to all those kids who sat in their room thinking that a child stealing eldritch being and a house full of fictional serial killers would treat you better! How's the being queer going?

Week 23 Masterlist (NSFW)

This week was all about celebrating hidden gems. Hidden Gems are fics that have been overlooked or tucked away in the corners of the tumblr shelves, fics that haven’t gotten the appreciation that they deserve. With less than 1,000 notes, they are usually written by smaller authors, who deserve just as much a voice and just as much feedback as the big authors we usually feature.

Criteria for recommendations:

Must have less than 1k notes at the time of reccing

Any member

NSFW or SFW

For chapter fics, it’s just the note count of the first part, not cumulative

💌 ⏤ AUTHOR AFFILIATED WITH FICSWITHLUV

Fics recommended by followers:

NSFW ONE-SHOTS

As We Go Along by ddaenggtan | yoonji 💌

Atmosphere by @kimtaehyunq | namjoon

Baby, Please by @chimyoung | jungkook

Backseat Driver by @btsinlondon | jungkook

Basketball Captain!Yoongi by @jungshookz | yoongi

Copy Room Christmas by solarjeon | seokjin 💌

Crescendo by @i-live-so-i-love | mxm yoonminseok

Daffodil Rings by @vanaera | jimin

Ddaeng by @personawife | mxm namgi 💌

Exposed by @jeonsweetpea | hoseok 💌

Freak-quency by @taehyungforreal | jungkook

Friskiness Under Control by hobisbeautifulass | hoseok 💌

From Eden by ddaenggtan | yoongi, hoseok 💌

Hard Rock by @strawbxxymilk | taehyung 💌

Heavenly Plump by @namluve | jimin

His Hands by @nahfamily | yoongi

Hooked by @joopiterjoon | namjoon 💌

Hush by @kissmetae | jungkook

Inside my Mind by @jimlingss | namjoon

Kairos by @luffles424 | seokjin

Lost in Winter Wonderland by @btsaudge | namjoon

Love Me by @seokjinlovebug | yoongi

Parrying Blows by @foreignfingers | jungkook

Picture Perfect by @moononthejoon | jungkook 💌

Purple Mist and Candlelight by @mind-of-a-hardstan | namjoon

Rose by @jjkpls | jimin

Smile by @saikokirakira​ | jimin

Support by saikokirakira​ | yoongi

Sweet Relief by @cassiavioletblue | mxm yoonkook

Taking Chances by @foreignfingers​ | yoongi, !CW

Tangents by @magicsmutshop | yoongi, taehyung

The Morning After by @softlyjiminie | taehyung 💌

The Tiger’s Labmate by @aiimaginesbts | namjoon

Thigh Highs and Neckties by @you-know-bts | jungkook

Transit in Transition by joopiterjoon | yoonji x hoseok 💌

Until the Spring Comes Again by @diortae | jungkook

When That Moon Falls Asleep by @hungline | mxm kimline 

Where it Hurts by @honeyyvee | taehyung

NSFW SERIES + TWO-SHOTS

A Forma da Arte by @yoonseok | mxm taekook

A Little Above the Surface by @cheelchan | namjoon

After All Night by @btsracket​ | jungkook 

Among Us by chimknj | mxm minjoon

Ares by @plumblackjeon​ | jungkook, !CW

As Friends by @holyfluffly | ot7 💌

Baby Blue by chimknj | mxm minjoon

Blindfold by @themfchase | jungkook

But Didn’t You Know? All this Love was for You by @guktwt​ | taekook 💌

Celestial by @seokjxnnie​ | taehyung 💌

Dancer in the Dark by @gwoongi | jungkook

Drown in Me by cassiavioletblue and @softjeon | mxm yoonkook 💌

Evergreen by cassiavioletblue and softjeon | mxm yoonkook 💌

Everything You’re Not by @softjeon | mxm jikook 💌

Featherlight by cassiavioletblue and softjeon | mxm minjoon 💌

Finding Beauty in Your Darkest Places by jungtaeyoongles​ | ot7 💌

Gamin’ for Love by @jiminsfault | jungkook 💌

Heartbeat by @re-sugance | ot7

Hooked by joopiterjoon | namjoon 💌

House of Cards by @sweet-teeth-mfs | namjoon, hoseok

Lucidity by @luffles424​ | ot7

My Tiny Secret by @personasintro​ | seokjin

Not Your Typical Flower Shop Story by jungtaeyoongles​ | taehyung 💌

Pups by @ubemango​ | namjoon

Raven Unit by @themfchase | jungkook, !CW

Remember Me by @ve1vetyoongi​ | taehyung

Sleepless by @yojeongin | yoongi, smau

Starfire by @readyplayerhobi​ | hoseok

Tainting Purity by @sevenincubistolemyheart​ | ot7

The Affair by @heartbeatan | hoseok

The Contract by @namjuicyy | ot7

The Bodyguard by @letspurpletogether​ | jungkook, !CW

The Dinner Party by @lamourche​ | yoongi

This Tiny Space by ubemango​ | yoongi

Through the Veil by softjeon | mxm yoonkook 💌

Thank you to everyone who recommended these fics!

Join us for our next round of recommendations on Monday the 10th. We are taking a small break this week and will not be having recs. Recommendations will open at 8am KST on Feb. 10!

A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.

How does this keep happening to me

Good morning this is just Oscar being sweet and cute for 40seconds

7 steps to fall for your boss

Series masterlist

summary- You work for Shoto Todoroki, he’s always nice, quiet, and completely professional until one day you walk in on him during a phone call.

Pairing- Ceo! Todoroki x f! reader warnings- language, eventual nsfw, 18+ a/n- ahhh this was a request and I just ran with the idea loll but i’m so excited for this series, thanks for reading and enjoy!!

Step 1- Monday morning phone calls

Step 2- Lunch dates & arrangements

Step 3- Road trips & hotel rooms

Step 4- Too much tequila

Step 5- Awkward morning afters

Step 6- Office sex

Step 7- Confessions

When you laugh then your mom makes fun of your laugh then you get self conscious 🙃🙃

OSCARS BABY BOY FACE when he saw it was a Moon Knight comic