Headcanon 1 About The Potter Brothers:

more jegulus and their struggle with french <3

regulus: are you done practicing?

james: yes! i’ve memorized what to say to sirius this time.

regulus: right, go on then.

james: tu es…a dúmmy…?

regulus: *facepalming* bête.

plot: the slytherins are failing to get into the gryffindor common room to get sirius and james who just pulled another prank on them, while the two potter boys blast “insane in the brain” by cypress hill.

james: *dancing on a table* cops, come and try to snatch my crops.

sirius: *twerking by the portrait hole* these pigs wanna blow my house down.

from a fellow neurodiverse & nonbinary & prospective convert lesbian:

happy lesbian lovers day! 💖

[ ID: The “I wish all…” Bugs Bunny meme reading: I wish all black lesbians, trans lesbians, asian lesbians, nonbinary lesbians, jewish lesbians, he/him lesbians, muslim lesbians, fat lesbians, neurodiverse lesbians, and disabled lesbians a very pleasant and safe lesbian visibility day. ]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

plot: regulus is talking to sirius about his new boyfriend.

regulus: i’m trying to come up with a new nickname for him, but nothing’s sticking with me.

sirius: alright, what reminds you of him? like something pleasant.

regulus:

regulus: …rugs.

sirius: what?

regulus: i like…rugs.

regulus: rugs are fluffy, they sometimes come in cute shapes too. he’s pretty cute, and he’s got fluffy hair.

sirius: you’re nicknaming your boyfriend after a type of carpet?

regulus: rug…reg and rug…rug and reg…i like it.

sirius: *groans into a pillow*

CONGRATULATIONS LOVE <333

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note; thank you so much! I never thought I would make it this far! i appreciate everyone so much. sorry that you have to put up with me!

rules;

𝗼𝐧𝐥𝐲 1 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐤. 𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝗼𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠!

𝐬𝗼𝗺𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝗺𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝗺𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝!

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝗺𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝗼𝐮'𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞! 𝐟𝐥𝗼𝗼𝐝 𝗺𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝗼𝐱. 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞.

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝗼𝐰𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝗼 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐢 𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝗼𝐧!

𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺𝘀; 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 (𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 / 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗼), 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲,

𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧!

❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗀𝖺𝗍𝗌𝖻𝗒 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 (𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆) + 𝖺 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗍!

𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗃𝗎𝖽𝗂𝖼𝖾 - 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖼 𝗍𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝗋 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗌 - 𝖬𝖮𝖮𝖳𝖲 𝖮𝖭𝖫𝖸 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗉𝗎 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗏𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍!

𝗂𝗍 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗎𝗌 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 + 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗋𝖽

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗎𝗅𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗌 - 𝖬𝖮𝖮𝖳𝖲 𝖮𝖭𝖫𝖸 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎!

𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝖽𝗂𝖾 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝖽 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 + 𝖺 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋 (𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆) 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆!

stanning the right man >>>>>>>

me: i don’t chase, i attract.

the guy i like: *exists*

me:

barty: your ex is waiting by the common room entrance, they’re begging to talk to you.

regulus: *applying nail polish*

regulus: too bad, i only do second coats not second chances.

the marauders (and their incorrect quotes writer) are very engrossed in the depp heard trial.

everyone here is team depp! (you might wanna check on snivvy though, he might be team heard. but hey! you didn’t hear it from us!)