andor is a masterpiece why aren’t you watching it and talking about it please
1. Buy out all the chapstick and lip balm from your local dollar store
2. Melt it all together in the microwave and pour it around yourself in a circle outside
3. Sing “Kumbaya, my Lord,” until you hear thunder
4. Once you hear thunder, break the chapstick circle with your foot
5. Scream as Crusty Rat Man sprints towards you on all fours like a rabid dog
i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares
Serves him right
Mace Windu really just looked ahsoka tano in the eye and said “citizen” with all the salt in the galaxy. Well windu you will be out the windu in about 20 minutes👀
Percy probably starts decorating for Christmas right after Thanksgiving
During December the whole apartment smells like cookies
Sally bakes them for the kids at camp who don’t have any where to go over the holidays
Percy wears a different sweater everyday
His favorite pair of socks are these bright blue fuzzy socks that warm your feet up with ten seconds of putting them on
When his little sister is older they spend days cutting out paper snowflakes and put them EVERYWHERE
On the walls, in the windows, on the cabinets, EVERYWHERE
Annabeth makes popcorn balls all the time
And she loves watching old Christmas movies
Her favorite sweater is bright red with a little stripe of reindeer
She’s the best at building snow forts
She also takes building snowmen very seriously
Each one has to be perfect
She also really likes building gingerbread people and houses
Percy usually picks off most of the candy after a few days
Annabeth eats some too
In the end they usually end up unsure what to do with the actual gingerbread since neither of them really likes it
At Camp there’s usually a gingerbread house contest held by the Athena cabin
And the Aphrodite cabin usually holds an ugly sweater contest
They also place mistletoe all around camp
The Apollo cabin can usually be found playing different holiday songs
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— Dabi, probably
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it’s a beautiful day on the Suez and you are a horrible boat
look at him. if you even care btw
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