This Genuinely Sounds Like A Good Audiobook I'll Go Check It Out.

It is 5 in the morning for me rn and i found this in my feed. lol what.

LMAOOOOOO

I hope AI explodes.

Reblog to kill it faster

I'm the Alastor in the second slides top left corner. Done with everyones bullshit.

Some of my fav Alastor faces 🦌 ♥️ I’ve drawn so many, it was hard to choose! He is surprisingly so expressive and so angry! 😂

Get his ass.

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

Do you get that feeling where you just want to make something but you have no idea what to make? I just stayed up for an hour to find something from my childhood that i could use for an idea.Why am i like this???

Welp now i'm a dragon rider...time to move to berk i guess...

The Chimigen or the pigera???

Today's sketch is a study of a classical chimera, but the lion part is a pigeon, and also the goat part is a pigeon, and would you believe it the snake tail is also a pigeon

-2450

I'm scared that duolingo will pick this up now

Yes I'm serious, no I'm not okay

(I'll be tagging this and further parts as #buzzkill aquatic so feel free to use that tag too if you use my aquatic expansion in your art/animations/fanfics etc)

Next part (tail edition):

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Tagging this and any previous/further parts as #buzzkill aquatic. Feel free to use that tag whenever you use my aquatic expansion in your ow

Alastor. Val is obviously going to make him uncomfortable with all the stuff he does so Al is probably going to kill him

Kill him

THAT'S SO SWEET AAAAAAAAAAAA IM DYING I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

A very specific idea/scenario I have about Alastor's sleeping habits

He barely even sleeps in the first place. He sleeps like only a few hours a week, in one go. He locks himself up in his room once a week, sleeps for 4 hours straight and that's it. And since he doesn't sleep much, each time he does he falls into a deep slumber and it's absolutely impossible to wake him up he's straight up passed out until he gets fully recharged.

He does this because the idea of being in a vulnerable position where anyone could do anything to him while he's completely defenseless is too unsettling for him, so he sleeps as little as he can and always makes sure he's locked up first, away from everyone else's eyes.

HOWEVER, one time he's playing cards with the rest of the hotel, and because he got unconsciously so comfortable around them, he accidently falls asleep on the couch during the game. Everyone is shocked because they didn't even know he actually needed to sleep (they always hear him walk around the hotel humming at night like an absolute creep so they just all collectively assumed he didn't need to sleep).

Charlie panicks a little because nothing seems to wake him up, but he's still breathing and seems fine, eventually they all just let him sleep there and keep on going with their card games since the noise doesn't seem to bother him. Charlie even put a blanket on him, and Angel initially wants to draw something on his face as a prank but in the end everyone agrees not to try anything like this, because who knows how the radio demon would react,,, could be dangerous.

A few hours later Alastor finally wakes up, immediately understands what happened and plays it cool like "Oh dear, looks like I passed out, too bad I couldn't finish the game :) oopsie" but internally he's SCREAMING

EDIT: greykolla was faster than me and made a comic about it it's so so good 😭 crying