Steady Hand

I can still hear his voice...

gay gay homosexual gay

Jacob: *plays only you*

Staci:

The Cartel's Worst Investment

Boss Staci: "Any updates on the Juarez case?" Cop Jacob: "Hold on a sec, I just gotta… Oh, damn, this is good. Sorry, you were saying?"

Boss Staci: "Keep fucking around, and you'll find out." Cop Jacob: "Find out what?"

Boss Staci: "Window or aisle?" Cop Jacob: "Window or you'll what?"

Boss Staci: "That's on me. I set the bar way too low."

Priest(ess) Pratt

Trying different face makeups for my sweet boi

This one looks cursed.

So here is a cute crying bebe to cleanse the palate.

get outta here, pumpkin.

friendship with jacob has ended, now jacob is my best friend.

James is an English language given name that is a derivative of the name Jacob, most commonly used for males. Source: James (given name)

I WAS CORRECT ALL ALONG???? HE IS ACTUALLY JACOB FLINT???? Or Jacob McGraw.

Staci Silver and Jacob Flint

What do you mean Jacob and Staci are not a canon ship?

I have seen them (a little hot shit in his 20s and a grumpy ginger man in his 40s) in a ship, on a ship, sailing the said ship for 2 seasons straight and 2 seasons gay.

They are very much cannon.

ba dum tss

Still in Gardenview Orchards

Today, we are having Adam-appreciation day.

Steve totally shares our excitement.

You can put this on the opposite wall, thus forcing them into an endless finger-pointing competition purgatory.

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Update on my Jacob poster, I just woke up to pee at around 6:30 AM, and this scared me so bad. I was half asleep and partially convinced that I got Isekai'd into the worst possible universe in one of Jacob's outposts. I guess the art is a success at making it feel like a real propaganda drawing for me. Need him tho

It just occurred to me that these three are the same person:

Turns your weakness into strength

Makes you suffer

Will hunt you and your family for sport (sorry, Chloe)

P.S. Each time I want to skip my workout or duo lesson, I remember this post and end up sticking to the schedule.

Is Pratt Gotta Get Up???

Don't ask me, I have no clue what is happening here. All the long shots of Jacob sitting on the couch are there for the sake of continuity, I promise. Pratt is being super extra in the end btw.