[text sources: simonstuck943 and nodamncatnodamncradle on tumblr]
Merry Christmas and happy Capricorn season, here’s some hot guys! Fun fact: Capricorn is sometimes called “the father of the zodiac” or “the daddy sign”. Explains a lot, huh?
btw all the translations I could find said that the Irish name “Daidi na Nollag” is closer to “father of December”, but their word for “father” is “daidi” and is pronounced like “daddy”, so it’s only sort of of true? I hope that helps some of y’all sleep better lmao
[image descriptions: Chahut is at a festival. she says "hot girl summer is over". the scene changes and she's now in front of a haunted house. she continues "it's officially time for haunted whore Halloween!" / end ID]
text sources: mikaababy on tumblr]
good news and bad news! but not in that order.
[text sources: hyvel, deans-left-buttcheek, and hawlmuchalucha on tumblr]
GENIUS!!! THANKS!!!
I just couldn’t resist!
Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?
[image description: Daraya overconfidently says "referring to vampires as Draculas will never stop being funny". Kanaya, Ardata, Chahut, Lanque, and Tagora are now standing behind her, looking pissed. they are all in Ardata's dungeon. Daraya continues, "and I will never apologize to the Draculas community for this". / end of image description.
text source: ZachIsASkull on twitter]
pictures taken moments before disaster
I'm so excited! I wish they'd tell us the times, though!
CHECK OUT OUR TWITTER POST REGARDING MORE INFORMATION ABOUT OUR EVENTS AND GUESTS!
MORE UPDATES LATER TODAY.
[image descriptions: I'll make this quick and simple. it shows all the other ships that competed and that Rosemary won against everyone! in the final round, we won against alphys x undyne at 69% to 31%. nice!]
Rosemary won the finals!!!!!!!!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡lo hicimos!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah yeah iconic yaoi poll botting scandal kawoshin v sasunaru upset of the century HAVE YOU HEARD that rosemary won the iconic yuri poll against alphyne by a margin of 69% on undertales anniversary after personally beating the likes of pearlrose appledash tyzula and bubbline even after multiple twitch streamers with hundreds of thousands of followers tried to glowsquid bubbline??
YOU CANT FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK
happy valentine's day, enjoy these cursed e-cards!
[image descriptions:
ID 1/6: Elwurd bites her nail and says, "let's lesbian together!" the background is the community lesbian pride flag.
ID 2/6: Tagora stands in front of the queer man flag and says, "let's gayy together!" (sic).
ID 3/6: Tegiri does a Jojo pose and says, "ur my waifu".
ID 4/6: in her dungeon, Lynera says, "I am happy to see you but that really is a knife in my pocket".
ID 5/6: Lanque wears a flower crown and smiles, saying "fuck u".
ID 6/6: at the movie theater, Polypa smiles reassuringly and says, "I would kill for you... for free". / end IDs.]
haha, Lynera said a dick joke.
[I know it already says the sources but I will put it in writing too. text sources: Edwin Molina, Funny Clown Bimbi, and BRICK 101 jr! on youtube.]
she doesn't even know
oof sorry for taking so long to get back to you I took I break from Tumblr but hi it's me the anon who had the idea with the tiktok comment! anyway my idea was to have tagora saying it with tyzias stelsa and tegiri(I headcanon him as a he/him lesbian but it's kinda a niche headcanon so you can exclude him if you want) in the background. now that I'm actually typing it out I might have overhyped it but it was really funny in my head lol
[image descriptions: Lanque gestures towards Wanshi and says "every transmasc has that one lesbian friend—" Tagora cuts him off, "wrong. I have multiple. SICK 'EM, GIRLIES!!!" Tyzias, Stelsa, and Tegiri jump out to attack! this is all going down in front of the community lesbian pride flag. Wanshi just stands there smiling. she says "happy pride!" / end ID]
you came to the right place, all forms of lesbian are welcome here! also I hope you feel better after your break!
[text sources: gnarlysheeps on twitter, and... the same person by the same name, but this time on tumblr? they posted a screenshot of their own twitter post, on tumblr.]
ask box closed ☆ they call me snom for short ☆ they/them ☆ I like homestuck ☆ we serve inclusivity here
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