You Did It! And Yes Of Course You Get A Cookie, As Promised!

y'all be sure to keep drinking your rainbow juice. gotta stay hydrated!

i rainbow drinked you

scary

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[image descriptions, part two:

Daraya: why did you have to promise you won't talk to Russian people in the first place?

Tyzias: *takes a big sip*

Tyzias: because after a certain amount of alcohol, I enter a stage of inebriation my friends have dubbed "Russian hour", in which the duolingo trained part of my brain takes over, and I sniff out Russian speaking people like a bloodhound, and excitedly talk to them until I physically dragged away.

*Tyzias is surrounded by Konyyl, Daraya, MC, and Remele, all happy to see her*

Tyzias: as I live in an immigrant city, this works very well and I have met many a lovely people this way. / end ID]

this is officially my longest post, with 15 panels!

if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom

any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!

[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.

Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—

Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!

Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.

Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]

this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!

this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!

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[image description:

Feferi is standing in the void, excitedly repeating, "hands you a sea slug" before getting cut off the 8th time around. Eridan, distressed, says, "wh– why'd you stop?" he is sad. / end image description.]

now it's disabled pride month!!! I'll be adding IDs to more of my old posts to celebrate, so here's the first of that!

I also want a sea slug.

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POV: Polypa ruins your movie experience while undercover

hey folks, quick announcement...

if y'all couldn't find my blog recently, that's my mistake. I messed up my visibility settings while I was up way too late. I thought I had the "hide me" settings turned on for some reason, so I switched them, thinking I was making my blog easier to find. I was wrong. they were already off. I hid the blog. oops.

I then forgot about it, and soon after, I noticed a massive drop in notes on all of my posts. days passed. THEN I realized what I'd done, and spent like fifteen minutes looking through my account settings trying to fix it, with a headache the whole time... before I realized that I was looking in the wrong place and the visibility settings were right there when you open the general settings and I just added an extra step that led to many more steps. all I needed to do was scroll down.

so I switched it back last night and woke up today with 30 notifications including two new followers. so uhh... welcome, y'all! problem solved, I guess!

clown cat

Some life advice for aspiring young punks!

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[ID: Lynera is in the caverns. she says "it's almost October! time for me to get seduced by a femme vampire in an old castle". scene changes to Ardata in front of a haunted house. she says "it's almost October! time for me to find a wide-eyed maiden to lure into my castle and seduce". / end ID.

text sources: vitaandvirginia2018 and marzipanandminutiae on tumblr]

they know how to party!

[image description 1: Vriska is on her pirate ship in her FLARP character costume. she says: "all video game should be dress-up games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit, what's the point?" / end of first ID.

image description 2: Joey and Xefros are in the waiting room at the train station. Joey says: "honestly, thank god for butches and drag kings. where would we be without them?" Elwurd stands to the left side with "# butch" written above her head like a gamer tag, and Marvus is to the right with "# drag king" above his. Chixie is in the middle of everyone, just standing there awkwardly. / end of second ID.]

can y'all let me know if this was a good image description? it's my first time writing one, so I would appreciate feedback.

[text sources: princessmo and mxbutchtwink on tumblr]