I Threw Together Some Mother's Day E-cards! Here's A Sweet One:

I like the idea of an assassin saying "I would kill for you... for free"

or like "I would kill for you so I can pay for whatever you need"

As much as I love ‘I would kill for you’, it kinda really loses its impact if the person saying it is a villain who already kills at the slightest provocation

’I would refrain from killing for you, I would spare them all if you asked me’ is a very sexy alternative, and a much more powerful declaration of love coming from a character prone to violence

[ID: Lynera is in the caverns. she says "it's almost October! time for me to get seduced by a femme vampire in an old castle". scene changes to Ardata in front of a haunted house. she says "it's almost October! time for me to find a wide-eyed maiden to lure into my castle and seduce". / end ID.

text sources: vitaandvirginia2018 and marzipanandminutiae on tumblr]

they know how to party!

[image description: Marsti is in a cafe with Chixie, who is holding a drink and looking burnt-out. Marsti proposes, "the purge but instead of killing for 24 hours, we get talk to customers the way they talk to us". they both grin. / end ID.]

mwaahaha they won't know what 'em!

[ID: Lanque, wearing a flower crown, excitedly says, "I'm going to get more lashes today". Daraya describes this as "repentant catholics in the 14th century be like". Lanque, still smiling, replies, "delete this off my blog". / end ID.

text sources: sexytasha1 and zzzanzzz on tumblr]

does anybody else remember the horrible histories skit about this?

lord irish

irelands new prime minster

I don't mean to bother but I wanted to let you know bovinelung (the person you reblogged from) is against mspec lesbians. I'd hope you support them(mspec lesbians), but I don't believe you've said anything about it in the past so I thought I should make sure

ugh, that's really gross of them. thanks for telling me. I took down the reblog, took back my like, and blocked them.

I want to make it clear that I absolutely do support using the word lesbian as a broad term. Sappho of Lesbos herself wrote about her attraction to men as well, so I don't see how it would make any sense to name something after someone if it doesn't even apply the namesake.

I'll be more careful to check who I reblog from now. that post itself seemed so lighthearted, it's kinda creepy to think about how casually hateful people can be while on a queer site in a queer fandom for a queer story.

I'm about to go through all my past reblogs, I guess. feel free to let me know if you notice anything else like that.

I made this years ago and I figured I should post it today! if you'll note the difference in the quality of the pictures, my phone detected a face in the first one and used the beauty filter... on an egg.

I totally half-assed this post, so of course tumblr itself congratulations me on it being my 100th post lmao. I had always thought I'd make big deal out of this milestone, but uh. here we are with framed clown boobs! that's probably more on brand anyway.

they even said wowzer

I'm almost running out of gay shit to post!

[text sources: veggie-lo-mein and fecto on tumblr]

scary

(text source: tvguts on tumblr)

[image description 1/3: Tavros laments, "if dr frank n furter's castle in rocky horror is wheelchair accessible, what excuse does anyone else have?" / end ID 1. ID 2: Kuprum dramatically passes his psionic energy to Folykl, while he shouts "you've been hit by my autism blast! it goes right into your brain and diverges your neurons!" / end ID 2. ID 3: MC interrupts John to say "if you hear me telling the same story twice, just let it go. I only have like six memories and they all take turns". John looks shook. / end of image descriptions.]

fittingly, we're in the last week of disabled pride month and this is the only set of memes I've been able to make for the occasion, because I burnt myself out, AND I've been busy with physical therapy. way too fitting lmao.

[text sources: givemepllants on twitter, evilcassboygenius on tumblr, and jzux on twitter]