Hey Look

sometimes you just need a diamoric kiss fest.

[text sources: frogstiel and punkrockboifriend on tumblr. these are actually two separate posts that go together pretty well]

Shit.

you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

life imitates art

[ID: Rose narrates, "a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was." Jade thinks for a moment before saying, "like the northern lights?" Rose continues, "I'm simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis." Jade is grinning wide and repeats, "menorah borealis". / end ID

text source: witchofdunwich on tumblr]

happy Hanukkah, y'all!

I totally half-assed this post, so of course tumblr itself congratulations me on it being my 100th post lmao. I had always thought I'd make big deal out of this milestone, but uh. here we are with framed clown boobs! that's probably more on brand anyway.

they even said wowzer

I'm almost running out of gay shit to post!

[text sources: veggie-lo-mein and fecto on tumblr]

I made these edits years ago and I still don't know why.

[ID: Lanque, wearing a flower crown, excitedly says, "I'm going to get more lashes today". Daraya describes this as "repentant catholics in the 14th century be like". Lanque, still smiling, replies, "delete this off my blog". / end ID.

text sources: sexytasha1 and zzzanzzz on tumblr]

does anybody else remember the horrible histories skit about this?

[ID: Satan (Marvus) says "I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF H-" MC interrupts him, saying "wow you're tall". Marvus, confused, replies "...thanks?" MC continues, "how tall are you?" Marvus thinks and says "I dunno, 6 feet 6 inches, 6 11 with the horns?" MC, blushing, says "omg 'with horns'! you are SO funny!" they then twirl Marvus's hair because they don't have their own hair. / end ID]

text source: skoog on twitter]

Satan didn't see that one coming

I also want a sea slug.

(text source: teenytinyfrog and oracleoftheorzhov on tumblr)

it them!

(text source: spacefroggity on tumblr)