Bonus For Talk Like A Pirate Day:

you know who you are

'fiction doesn't affect reality' mfs when they learn about propaganda

they asked multiple people?!!?

did they ask one of us and then get tired of waiting so they asked the other?! I did take a while to get back to them. or did they want multiple versions?!! do they ask every homestuck editor this?!?!? who is this menace?!?! bento box anon, please tell me your story!

Marvus hypes up his lame af boyfriend Zebruh (yes I know I have bad taste and no I will not stop) -🍱

[ID: in the caverns, Bronya says "get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!" Lanque replies, "that's called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal". / end ID.

text sources: trans-mom and slightmayhem on tumblr]

...was?!

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[I know it already says the sources but I will put it in writing too. text sources: Edwin Molina, Funny Clown Bimbi, and BRICK 101 jr! on youtube.]

she doesn't even know

I totally half-assed this post, so of course tumblr itself congratulations me on it being my 100th post lmao. I had always thought I'd make big deal out of this milestone, but uh. here we are with framed clown boobs! that's probably more on brand anyway.

they even said wowzer

I'm almost running out of gay shit to post!

[text sources: veggie-lo-mein and fecto on tumblr]

I made this years ago and I figured I should post it today! if you'll note the difference in the quality of the pictures, my phone detected a face in the first one and used the beauty filter... on an egg.

GENIUS!!! THANKS!!!

I just couldn’t resist!

Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?

she's at pride fest!

[text sources: jellypis and snowpea67 on tumblr. I drew the sword myself, despite my editing software's best efforts to prevent me.]

WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE 57TH??

On a fuckin throne as usual. Where were you? Huh? Huh?!!?