Kevin For An Assignment

4 tickets for Barbie, please.

of course ronan lynch is in my dream blunt rotation, who do you think is providing the dream blunts

no because the beach episode of sk8 will never make me not crack up. miya, langa, and reki are only being chaperoned by shadow because he wanted to impress his manager. langa suggests flirting with a girl by asking if she wants to get food. reki says “she’s not you,” suggesting he’s thought about how to flirt with langa and what would work. somehow all six of them are on the same ferry. joe ditches his dates to hang out with three kids, their chaperone, and his ex. “he’s charring his chesticles for locals in heat. such a thirsty gorilla.” langa calls reki bae. miya calls joe dad. joe thirsts over cherry’s legs. “senoritaaaaas…… :(“. cherry and miya scare reki. shadow gets drunk. “reki…. it’s a cat.” “YOURE A CAT!” reki and langa skateboard while holding hands with their faces about an inch apart. they get attacked by people dressed in mud monster costumes. they are all disasters and i think about it constantly.

Blue thinking about Gansey while she’s kissing Noah while she’s dating Adam. Certified Homie Hopper ™

can't think about this for longer than 5 seconds without wanting to flip furniture and rip my hair out

“This one’s for you. Just the way you like it: fast and anonymous.”

" you should be at the club " I should be at cabeswater searching for glendower

every gay friend group has: the repressed academic, the ska loving "brawn", the formerly mean girl psychic, the match making anime fan, the astrology lover, the lesbian butcher/reluctant big sister, the sexy cat with nine lives, the walrus who runs a magic shop and the local witch who wants to kill everyone

He did not understand anything

The Raven Cycle feels like a faded summer begging to be remembered but it’s been so long that you can’t really recall the finer details. You just know the warm feeling it left with you, and the smell of lemonade