Karube: I'm Gonna Shag Ya Mum Arisu: She Doesn't Like Minors Karube: A Minor Issue Can Be Fixed With

Karube: I'm gonna shag ya mum Arisu: she doesn't like minors Karube: a minor issue can be fixed with something called a fuckton of white lies and imagination Arisu: that's not... Karube: call me bob the builder cuss I can fuck it

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3 years ago

my friend got mad that I've posted so many of our ‘biblical quotes’ so uhhh here’s something else  aib au where blah blah ya heard it before BUT THERES A DIFFRENCE (shocker).  Chishiya is British. Duel citizenship and all that ya know? grew up there as a kid then moved with his parents blah blah that's boring here's why I really sad this:  Imagine  Chishiya  shouting at Niragi for something and he just starts saying shit like wanker. also yes I know a lot of phrases and insults don't translate over however for the sake of my funny idea believe it does :)  Just  Chishiya shouting “RIGHT NOW, HERES THE THING YOU TWAT THIS AINT SOMETING WE CAN  GO ALL WILLY NILLY ON, WHAT ARE YOU? SOME TOSSING WANKER WHOS TO BLOODY BUSY TRYNA SHAG YA OWN REFLECTION TO SEE THE FLIPPING CRISES INFRONT OF YER? JESUS SON OF MARY WHAT IS WITH YOUR FUCK-FACES”. and scene.  


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3 years ago

I want hatter to have a cow. I want him to treat the cow like it’s his child. Like it’s a gift from the gods. I want him to find the best bell collar, decorate the ears with ribbons. Omfg imagine him like painting the hooves to match his own nail polish.

Oh and it most definitely sleeps in his bed and he sleep in a hammock hanging above him


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3 years ago

Lowkey wanna write a fic where like Chishiya knows magic tricks and either uses them to flirt continuously with Arisu OR uses them to like trick people into giving him their cards (including hatter and or Aguni).  except I don't write so this shall forever stay a forgotten thought never expanded upon lmao 


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3 years ago

heres how I think some of the characters draw except I cant draw so you only get written descriptions  Arisu: He draws only Furry au’s of characters and so he furry-a-fys everything. the sun? the sunrays look like the classic furry art fur. A rose? the leaves are ears. It started as a joke but now he cant stop Karube: He draws in the early marvel comic art style. mainly women but sometimes men. he also draws a fantastic penis that you’d find on the back of a school chair. got the ball hair and jizz and everything.  Chouta: he has two styles. either Michelangelo type shit OR the gravity falls art style. 

Aguni: You know police sketch artist sketches? yeah he does that for a lot of random people he saw in games. he cant draw anything else and cant really draw bodies but the face always looks great 

Hatter: a 5 year old got access to crayons and scribbled on the walls their nightmares. OR pasta art.

Kuina: she's not great at drawing however she can do astonishing calligraphy using pretty much any medium so go her. 

Usagi: she's good at drawing landscapes in great detail capturing the lighting and scaling quite quickly as she’d do it whilst hiking and climbing. drawing people? ehhh a stickman is all your gonna get

Chishya : he can draw the body incredibly well. he copied so many diagrams down he's basically a master and can now only draw in that sorta very accurate kinda over detailed for most people . He also can draw skulls so well of any animal mainly cuss their cool. 


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3 years ago

What if hatter has like a secrete brewery in the beach basement. I mean like with how much they drink and how many bottles probably got smashed not to mention how long they might have been there odds are alcohol will eventually become somewhat harder to come buy. Pretty bad for business when the business is like giving ppl addictions to use as your puppets or whatever the beach is.

So yeah he just brews his own alcohol cuss he’s awesome and weird and it’s amazing


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3 years ago

Kuina is probably very pro-turtles and I feel like to piss her off Last boss will ONLY use plastic straws. And I mean only. drinking dr pepper? straw. drinking water? straw drinking black coffee? straw eating soup? straw spaghetti? straw  this man has most definitely eaten an entire 3 course meal with a plastic straw to spite Kuina and she just couldn't react other than crying because wtf is this dumbass doing


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    sora-of-uranus reblogged this · 3 years ago

character names are meant to be spelt wrong ok. They/them

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