Me Every Time...

Akashi when Nash's last name is Gold and one of bokushi's eyes is literally gold:💀💀💀

Akashi when his favourite basketball player is Magic Johnson and Nash is literally known as the magician:💀💀💀

RESPECT ALL ASPEC IDENTITIES EVEN IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEM

Get this message onto everyone’s dash rn

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It's nearly impossible to have a quiet and peaceful day with the crew, like the strawhats. Nami is mostly used to the noise on Going Merry but one day she gets fed up with Zoro and Sanji arguing. Not only are they extremely loud, but they've also already broken way too many things during their fights.

She decides that If they want to act like brats, then she's going to treat them as such. So she makes them apologize and hug each other in silence for an hour. None of them are happy about this punishment, but Nami threatened to raise Zoro's debt, and Sanji couldn't say no to her. It could be worse.

It's awkward enough for them to not incite any fight for a long time and Nami is quite proud of herself. She knows it won't last forever but at least now she knows how to handle them. It inevitably happens again. And again. And again.

Much to her surprise, those fights became more and more frequent. And what's even weirder is that she could see the way both Zoro and Sanji occasionally glanced at her to make sure she was nearby. It's almost as if they wanted someone to make them hug each other. As if they needed an excuse.... these idiots.

Soon, they don't even need Nami's help. When they aren't busy training, cooking or fighting, they cuddle together. Sometimes Luffy or Chopper would join them, but most of the crew knew it was their time.

After two years spent separately, they became extremely clingy. It's no surprise when they start sleeping in the same bed. What is surprising is that despite them behaving like a lovey-dovey couple, those oblivious idiots are STILL unaware of each other's feelings.

YEEESSS IT MAKE ME LAUGH ASF EVERYTIME I SEE THIS SCENE 😭😭

WHY THE BATHROOM BROS ??

LIKE WHAT DO U MEAN THE VA TALKS TO HIMSELF LOL ???

Also Midorima and Mitobe also share the same french va lmaoo

okay one more thing

we just get a random shot of Hanamiya and Aomine peeing in the bathroom idk why that's so fucking hilarious to me um??? couldnt they gave this conversation somewhere else😭😭

like ok idk how the fuck guys pee in a urinal but I can just imagine what the fuck was going on there

and you can hear Hanamiya peeing uh

OKAY AT LEAST HANAMIYA KNOWS HOW TO WASH HIS HANDS.

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Hi ! I hope you're okay and everything is fine. Could you write a headcanon or a one shot on Akashi x Reader x Nash in a polyromantic relationship smut (and fluff if you can too) please ? 😭😭🙏 I love their dynamic SOOO MUCH but I've never found a fic with reader... Cause, just imagine being in a romantic relationship with Akashi AND Nash ?! So sexyyy !! 💞💞

you're in luck

Akashi x Nash is my favorite crackship

ive never actually taken them seriously tho but ill try to make this lol

i hope you enjoy and feel free to request more!

Akashi x Reader x Nash Headcanons

okay so lets start with fluff

the two are DEFINITELY gonna compete for you

theyre both very competitive, trying to win over your attention and favor

akashi tries to win you over with small gestures, gifts every now and then

nash wins you over by physical affection and from his words

so really you cant resist either of them LMFAO

both of them came from a difficult background, which made the two tolerate each other because in some ways they can relate to each other

one other thing they can relate on is their love for you

nothing matters when they see you smiling

so eventually they work together to keep you happy, soon enough putting their differences aside

akashi likes to stroke your hair while nash snuggles in your neck

OK NOW SMUT

this omfg

okay so Nash is KINKY kinky, Akashi not so much

akashi is kinky but in an experimental way

which is why they get along in sex too

nash suggests something and akashi is intrigued, and you go along to whatver they want because ugh omfg being under the mercy of the two of them?????

hot

they like double penetration a lot

like A LOT

they find a lot of different positions to test on you

Nash usually takes your ass and Akashi your pussy

Akashi is romantic that way and Nash is kinky that way LMFAO

Eiffel tower is one of their favorite positions

lord every time you have sex with these guys you are TIRED tired girlie

omfg now i wanna write a threesome smut with these three ugh

sometimes they compete about who can make you scream the loudest

and by god you were taking everything ugh who wouldnt want to be in your place

Nash loves degrading you and Akashi loves praising you

UGH OMFG I CAN SEE YOUR POINT YEESH

Nash would pull your hair and Akashi would place kisses in your head

at the same time btw

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Did I just make a bot on chai Akashi X Reader X Nash in a polyromantic relationship ?

Yes.

Is it nsfw ?

Of course.

Do I regret it ?

No.

Did I do this for just my Oc ?

OF COURSE YES.

Am I crazy ?

Who isn't anyway lol ?

But of course it's also cute and loving, not only nsfw !

It's in a private for the moment, I maybe put it in public...

J'ai l'impression qu'il y a aucune personnes aroace en france, je sais que non évidemment mais en une vingtaine d'années je n'en ai jamais rencontrées...

(À part un mec ace et une fille bi ace au lycée)

Honnêtement, je me sens seul.e à cause de la pression allonormative et amanormative en ce moment parce que je suis entouré.e que de personnes allos (et horny asf, elles me mettent mal à l'aise tous les jours 💀) dont beaucoup d'entre eux sont en couple.

Ça plus la télé et les réseaux sociaux, bref, internet et les représentations des allos dans la généralité. 😒

Ça m'étouffe et le fait de n'avoir aucune personne aroace dans mon entourage pour souffler de l'air frais et se comprendre sur ce sujet est frustrant...

Et tout ça me montre à quel point je veux tellement être en relation queer platonique avec une autre personne aroace encore plus que d'habitude...

Au moins en rencontrer une et être amis serait incroyable.

Anyway, j'avais besoin d'écrire pour extérioriser !

aphobes, queer or not, are inherently insecure people; they can't imagine someone not wanting to date them because their self-worth is tied to their dating/sex life. it's a symptom of amatonormativity, which is ingrained so deeply in society. it's both sad and infuriating.

thank you all once again for the super fun magma session ❤️

Drawing two characters together is really hard but I liked most of these poses so hoping i can flesh them out more !!