Friendly Reminder That You Should

guys thats not fucking funny (i just laughed so hard there are tears rolling down my face)

s-sigma..

erm… n-no. i’m eating drywall rightnow sigma, i- i can’t. 😞

<3

is this a reference to "*puts paw over mouth mischeviously*"..... hmm, i dunno.. *puts paw over mouth mischeviously*

the pain I feel when October ends in unreal

baked a rhubarb cake today

this is a masterpiece

sorry jesus i hope u like it

Bakugo: Everyone, congratulate my ass because I just took down one of the biggest mafia fronts. Idiots used a pizza place to disguise their headquarters.

Todoroki: Oh cool, where was it?

Bakugo: Some shack on 5th Street.

Izuku:…It wouldn’t have happened to been a place called “Tito’s Pies” was it?

Bakugo:…How in the hell did you know that?

Izuku: Because I got a pizza from there last week.

Bakugo and Todoroki:

Izuku: I wondered why they looked so confused when I asked them for food. Meanwhile, it was the best pizza I ever had.

happy new yearsssssss

How do you go in a plane and not throw up everywhere and cry? You’re putting your life in the hands of a pilot you’ve (most likely) never met, and relying on a big metal bird like machine thingy to safely get you to your destination. My anxiety could never. Maybe, just maybe, someone just needs to smack the shit out of me and help me realize that “it’s not as bad as I think it is” But I don’t think thats the case.

mikey suffered more than jesus. imagine waking up hungover after yr birthday and yr brothersister is just saying "we need to start a band. and they hit the towers" and youve never picked up a bass before and then some bitchass joins yr band and starts fucking yr brothersister onstage and yr other guitarist is pitching mcr vibrators. what the fuck michael are you okay