Bout Fucking Time Bitch

I blog for the girls who cry on their birthdays and lose a little bit of themselves during the summer months

jungkook when he somehow ends up in the same location as trisha paytas’ baby and past life instincts kick in

I’ve been playing Stardew Valley again (surprise surprise) and last night I was smacked in the head by an absolute two-by-four of an idea that I cannot shake and so I must inflict it upon all of you. 

The Farmer is Very Obviously a Magical Creature, yet somehow doesn’t seem to know that about herself.

Sebastian, who reads way too much Solarion Chronicles and is up at all kinds of ungodly hours during which Magical Shenanigans often take place, immediately pegs her as Magical. Everyone else will readily admit that the Farmer is a “rather strange girl,” but Sebastian’s the only one who thinks there’s more to it than that.

“I’m telling you Sam, I saw it. It was one in the morning and she was standing on the beach in the full moon and she was glowing.”

“You mean like…she was really pretty?”

“Ye–NO! I mean she was literally glowing!”

 He spends several months frantically trying to acquire tangible evidence that the Farmer isn’t fully human, but every attempt fails, and also has the unwanted side-effect of making him fall for her even more. Meanwhile, the Farmer has no idea any of this is going on, and is a little perplexed by some of the weird questions Seb keeps asking her, because as far as she knows, everyone talks to forest spirits and dances on nights of the harvest moon and sometimes glows in the dark when no one else is around.

Eventually Seb gives up on trying to out her as a half-Fae and just appreciates his new girlfriend’s Magic-ness as a side of her that, for some reason, only he is allowed to see. 

Pour one out for the queen coloniser.

What the fuck and who the fuck is redacted asmr and why does it keep popping up on my dash

october 31th international holiday for: bisexuals, goths, middle childs, ig baddies, metalheads, people who started shit during debates on sociology class, crazy scientists, entps, people who read books they hate so they can criticize it properly, people with adhd, and last but not least, necromancers.

any monsters want to come steal me away to be their bride so i dont have to participate in society any more

You can dislike kids and not want to have any, that’s fine that’s your decision and you have all the right to make it.  But don’t be talking about how if you saw a baby in the supermarket you’d punch it, that’s not humor or an opinion that makes me not want my nephew to go outside.

!!!! LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK !!!!

It makes me so mad to assume that "submissive" women aren't feminists?? Like stfu you don't have to be a gIrLbOss to be a feminists, you can be a pink bimbo housewife doll and still peg the patriarchy