Eddie: Steve And I Are Having A Baby.

Steve: What did you two do?

Dustin:

Mike:

Steve: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Robin: Hey, Finney, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Finney: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Robin: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Finney: Can't really say I have.

Robin: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Finney: Sorry, Robin. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

Griffin: How petty can you get?

Finney: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

High school Finney wears a letterman jacket. He's kicking ass at baseball and wears his letterman jacket and baseball jersey proudly.

He walks around school with his head held high and a smug smirk on his face after winning a game.

Robin is losing his mind. He doesn't know how to function. When did Finney go from cute to hot?

*Random man speaking shit about Steve*

*Steve looking like a kicked puppy*

Robin: I'm gonna hit the living shit out of this guy.

Nancy, calmly: it's not necessary.

Robin: why?

Nancy, pointing at Eddie: just look.

Eddie standing up from the table, running towards to the guy: IF YOU DARE TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY BOY I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR WINDPIPE AND TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING SPINE. GET IT?!

Robin: holy shit.

Nancy: yeah. Holy shit.

Steve: guys.. . Don't wanna break the magical moment but Eddie is choking that man.

Dustin, from the corner: FUCKING FINISH HIM EDDIE!

Finney, in a crowd and can't find robin: this calls for drastic measures

Finney, cups his hands around his mouth: FINNEY SUCKS

Vance: *from across the street* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

Finney: wait what

Lexa : When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Clarke: wHat?

Lexa : I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Clarke: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

Finney: I just felt someone grab my ass...

Gwen: what?

Robin as a ghost: give me that ass Finney boy

Lo'ak: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*

Neteyam: *standing on the roof* Bless you.

Lo'ak: eywa!?