Fruity four: *playing the Ouija*
Steve: Are there any dead people with us?
Ouija board: YES
Robin: It's not funny, Eddie!
Eddie: But there is a dead guy with you.
Nancy: *sigh* I hang with a bunch of children
Paul: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
David: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Amber: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Dwayne: What was the color called before then?
Marko: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
Moose beat up Finney last year. That was before he became best friends with Robin.
One day when Moose is talking shit to Robin he brings up Finney. Tells Robin that maybe he needs to have another serious talk with Finney. Robin's obviously confused and Moose laughs before walking away.
Robin asks Finney about Moose the next day and Finney tells him everything. Tells him about the bullying, the name calling and all the punches. Finney doesn't think he's ever seen Robin so angry.
The next day Robin's making a show out of beating up Moose. Times it perfectly so Finney sees the whole thing.
Eddie: If karma won't fuck you, i will.
Steve: Is that a pick up line or threat?
Eddie: both
Eddie: I’m sad.
Steve: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Steve: And das not good.
I don't think I need to say anything, but the disguste I feel is enough
I was scrolling through the anti byler tag just to see what was there for fun. I did next expect to be so distributed and pissed off. This was only 5 minutes of scrolling.
Within the 5 minutes I scrolled through that tag, i was able to find so much homophobia. I mean whether you ship byler or mileven, you should all feel so upset by this shit. This is homophobia. Queer people are still being killed for who they are, and shit like this is why.
If you are homophobic, racist, ableist, sexist, or any other hateful group, you don’t belong in the stranger things fandom. Literally you are the people who are the bad guys on the show.
Fuck off.
Robin: It's at times like this that I wish I'd listened to what Steve told me.
Nancy: Why, what did he say?
Robin: I don't know, I didn't listen.
Eddie: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.
Finney: What are you drinking?
Robin: Vodka.
Finney: Straight?
Robin: No, gay. Why?
Finney: How do I deal with my bullies?
Vance: Kill them
Finney: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Vance: Kill them only a little?
Steve: *passing by with El hugging him koala style*
Will, confused: Why...?
Steve: she used the "I miss my dad" card on me
Will:
Will:*10 minutes later*
Steve, sitting on the couch being held tightly by El and dustin: Hi, Dustin
Dustin: *passing by* Hey, St-
Dustin:
Dustin: Should I ask?
Steve: No, I'm not falling for that again